A bus full of nuns die in a crash and go to heaven.At the gates St.Peter asks the 1st nun "have you ever had contact with a penis?".She replies I touched one once with my finger.St.Peter says dip it in holy water;he then asks the second nun the same question;"I fondled one she replies";go dip your hand in holy water he says.Suddenly there is a commotion from the back of the que and a nun has pushed her way to the front.St.Peter asks "whatever is wrong sister". She says well if im going to gargle that holy water I want to do it before St.Ann sticks her bum in it !
2006-08-03 10:03:22 · 12 answers · asked by any 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It took you long enough to get his joke blondie !LOL
2006-08-03 10:15:27 · update #1
omg haha good one
2006-08-03 10:07:20 · answer #1 · answered by girl 4 · 12⤊ 8⤋
LOL, has anyone ever noticed how scary people are when they begin their statement with huh yeah I'm a Christian and... note to jayteaches, hope to bejesus you never get to teach one of my offspring... u one creepy mthrfkr, and who put you in charge of a bunch of dudes having a laugh anyhow anyway eh? Certainly not Jesus or the Big Man, 'cause theyze on my side, huh... You may go now minion and bare in mind in future, I will not tolerate such insubordination.
2006-08-03 17:24:18 · answer #2 · answered by mizzsquitz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good. Two of the nuns during life were walking through the woods when a man jumped out and shouted 'Hokus Pokus'.
'Never mind the Hokus' they shouted in unison
2006-08-03 17:13:39 · answer #3 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive heard it before, it's okay.
Here's one. A blonde, a brunette, and a red head are climbing up the stairs of heaven. St. Peter tells them they have to get to the thousandth step in order to get in, but they have to do it without laughing, as St. Peter tells them jokes. When they get to step 243, the redhead falls through the stairs for laughing down to the infernos of hell. When they get to step 498, the Brunette falls through for laughing at St Peter's jokes. the blond gets to step 700, nothing, 800, nothing, by the 900th step, St. Peter starts to run out of jokes. When the blonde gets to step 998, she stops and starts laughing. St. Peter says "why are you laughing? I didn't say anything" and she says "I just got the first joke"
2006-08-03 17:06:24 · answer #4 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A bit rude for me - but it does have humour.
I am a Christian and we're not all lame and humourless!
:>)
2006-08-03 17:07:23 · answer #5 · answered by jayteaches 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hehe
Heard it before
2006-08-03 17:08:30 · answer #6 · answered by 7FAM 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol..rated R for mature content
2006-08-03 17:08:59 · answer #7 · answered by jeki_dslo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey who's that slagging off the BLONDES!!!!!
2006-08-03 17:13:44 · answer #8 · answered by blondie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-08-03 17:09:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's quite funny!
2006-08-03 17:07:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL funny xDDDD good 1 (^_^)
2006-08-03 18:12:47 · answer #11 · answered by JennyfferBCN 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋