Please give me yr best Irish joke, comonover'ere, we'll have a good 'ol rib tickler so we will.?

Question

With me being just a little bit paddy meself, come on let's hear yr best.

pmsl, cheers kidz keep it coming x.

O'Faolin yr the tractor fella be ye not, how's the family? Love n celestial moonbeams to ye all bk home below xx

Answer 1

This drunk guy is walking thru Central Park on St.Patrick's Day. He stops to piss in the bushes and sees a little guy dressed in green standing next to him. The drunk asks "Are you a Leprechaun"? "Yes,you caught me" is the reply. "I get a pot of gold then?",asks the drunk. The Leprechaun says "This is New York City,we don't carry gold,but we grant 3 wishes".

So the drunk says "I wish for a million bucks". "Done!" cries the Leprechaun, "in the morning you'll have it in your bank account. Your second wish?" The drunks says "I want all the women I can handle". "Done!" says the Leprecahun,"come morning, women will throw themselves at you. 3rd wish?" The drunk says "I couldn't help but notice how hung your are. Can you make me hung like that?" The Leprechaun replies "Now that would be a special gift,and for that, you'll have to let me have my way with you".

The drunk is thinking this over, saying to himself "I got a million bucks, women will be all over me, and I'll be hung like a horse. And besides, who's to know but me and the Leprechaun?" So the drunk says "Yes" and bends over in the bushes and lets the Leprechaun have him.

After the Leprechaun is done, he asks the drunk how old he is. "25, but what does this have to do with my wishes?" The little guy dressed in green asks ,"Well aren't you a little old to be believing in Leprechauns?"

Answer 2

A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. Why of course, comes the reply.

The first man then asks: Where are you from?

I'm from Ireland, replies the second man.

The first man responds: You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland.

Of Course, replies the second man.

Curious, the first man then asks:"Where in Ireland are you from?

Dublin, comes the reply.

I can't believe it, says the first man. I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin.

Of course, replies the second man.

Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: What school did you go to?

Saint Mary's, replies the second man. I graduated in 62.

This is unbelievable! the first man says. I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!

About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. What's been going on? he asks the bartender.

Nothing much, replies the bartender. The O'Malley twins are drunk again.

check ya later ♥

Answer 3

Seamus is walking along one day and finds a magic lamp and rubs on it. A genie appears and gives him three wishes.
Seamus thinks a while and says "I wish for a never-ending pint of Guinness"
The genie grants his wish and Seamus drinks down his stout. Just as he drinks the last bit of foam, the glass fills back up all by itself. Amazed, Seamus drinks it down again.
While he is drinking his third glass, the genie interrupts and says, "you still have two more wishes," and Seamus says "this is great , I wish for two more of these!"

Answer 4

curiously you have no longer given up on that malicious software yet. He has decreased you to wanting to consume worms,what a malicious software! He leads you on and slithers away in that wormhole of his. female you're a catapillar,no longer a worn!

Answer 5

so.. an Irish man walks OUT of a bar


thank you.

(tough croud)

Answer 6

Please excuse the language but listen to this joke
http://www.compfused.com/directlink/1341/