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Entertainment & Music - 1 August 2006

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Joan of Arcadia was a short lived CBS series circa 2003. It went on from 2003-2005 and had two full seasons. I already own the first season on DVD. I am just looking for a box set of season 2 to finish off my Joan collection.

2006-08-01 15:56:00 · 9 answers · asked by Neely O 1 in Television

I mean.. not as special as sweet 16 of course, but when I was younger I always thot it would be so cool to be thirteen.. now i wonder is it as a really BIG deal as i thot it was??? please tell me, is turning 13 supposed to be really big???

2006-08-01 15:55:23 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

This rapper has profane words on a few of his songs but the messages are all positive http://www.listentocharlie.com

What about other types of music with no profane words but with bad messages?

2006-08-01 15:54:58 · 17 answers · asked by Black Atheist 1 in Music

y do they have fat avatars.... i know that people in america are fat, but there avatars to!! that must make them feel reaaaaalllyyyy goood!!

2006-08-01 15:54:48 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The name Jeannette (pronounciated with a french accent)

2006-08-01 15:54:04 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-01 15:52:56 · 13 answers · asked by earthygirl 5 in Television

2006-08-01 15:52:38 · 17 answers · asked by Kaito kid 2 in Movies

THis is Me
The one on the right
http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b313/squirrelgirl9/melscary.jpg
and this one too =)
http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b313/squirrelgirl9/01036.jpg
as well as this one =)
http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b313/squirrelgirl9/me003.jpg

2006-08-01 15:52:28 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-01 15:51:49 · 13 answers · asked by holla at my angry 2 in Polls & Surveys

its a guy singing about a girl called juliet and he sings stuff like " juliet, when we make love....il love you from the stars above il love u til i die, "? know male artist sings this?

2006-08-01 15:51:44 · 4 answers · asked by sparkly little mermaid 2 in Music

?????

2006-08-01 15:50:10 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Finish it dudes.

2006-08-01 15:50:09 · 6 answers · asked by Hea Dude ! 6 in Other - Entertainment

conan o briens takin' over that year and so on...

2006-08-01 15:49:48 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

I thought the last one anybody actually bought was "Emotional Rescue" in the late 70s... and THAT one SUCKED!!!

2006-08-01 15:49:03 · 4 answers · asked by mayorofsteveville2002 3 in Music

I've been in college the last 4 years and lost touch with my ghetto girls.I need to find out how the latest dances go and maybe what music videos I can see them in? Also tell me what part of the country the dance came from. I'd be greatful if you can just name a few of them for me, but if you got the link to where I can see em, that would be even better.

2006-08-01 15:48:41 · 9 answers · asked by strong_beautifulqueen 2 in Music

so many yahoo answer people are hostile I have noticed and you have the jerks that go to EVERY possible question and insult it. MY big pet peeve on here is when I answer a question and then its removed while I'm answering LOL. What enrages you on Yahoo answers???

2006-08-01 15:48:29 · 16 answers · asked by ChrissyLicious 6 in Polls & Surveys

There once was a young person named Little Red Riding Hood who lived on the edge of a large forest full of endangered owls and rare
plants that would probably provide a cure for cancer if only someone took the time to study them.

Red Riding Hood lived with a nurture giver whom she sometimes referred to as "mother", although she didn't mean to imply by this term that she would have thought less of the person if a close biological link did not in fact exist.

Nor did she intend to denigrate the equal value of nontraditional households, although she was sorry if this was the impression conveyed.

One day her mother asked her to take a basket of organically grown fruit and mineral water to her grandmother's house.

"But mother, won't this be stealing work from the unionized people who have struggled for years to earn the right to carry all packages between various people in the woods?"

Red Riding Hood's mother assured her that she had called the union boss and gotten a special compassionate mission exemption form.

"But mother, aren't you oppressing me by ordering me to do this?"

Red Riding Hood's mother pointed out that it was impossible for womyn to oppress each other, since all womyn were equally oppressed until all womyn were free.

"But mother, then shouldn't you have my brother carry the basket, since he's an oppressor, and should learn what it's like to be oppressed?"

And Red Riding Hood's mother explained that her brother was attending a special rally for animal rights, and besides, this wasn't stereotypical womyn's work, but an empowering deed that would help engender a feeling of community.

"But won't I be oppressing Grandma, by implying that she's sick and hence unable to independently further her own selfhood?"

But Red Riding Hood's mother explained that her grandmother wasn't actually sick or incapacitated or mentally handicapped in any way,
although that was not to imply that any of these conditions were inferior to what some people called "health".

Thus Red Riding Hood felt that she could get behind the idea of delivering the basket to her grandmother, and so she set off.

Many people believed that the forest was a foreboding and dangerous place, but Red Riding Hood knew that this was an irrational fear based on cultural paradigms instilled by a patriarchal society that regarded the natural world as an exploitable resource, and hence believed that natural predators were in fact intolerable competitors.

Other people avoided the woods for fear of thieves and deviants, but Red Riding Hood felt that in a truly classless society all marginalized peoples would be able to "come out" of the woods and be accepted as valid lifestyle role models.

On her way to Grandma's house, Red Riding Hood passed a woodchopper, and wandered off the path, in order to examine some flowers.

She was startled to find herself standing before a Wolf, who asked her what was in her basket.

Red Riding Hood's teacher had warned her never to talk to strangers, but she was confident in taking control of her own budding sexuality, and chose to dialogue with the Wolf.

She replied, "I am taking my Grandmother some healthful snacks in a gesture of solidarity."

The Wolf said, "You know, my dear, it isn't safe for a little girl to walk through these woods alone."

Red Riding Hood said, "I find your sexist remark offensive in the extreme, but I will ignore it because of your traditional status as an outcast from society, the stress of which has caused you to develop an alternative and yet entirely valid worldview. Now, if you'll excuse me, I would prefer to be on my way."

Red Riding Hood returned to the main path, and proceeded towards her Grandmother's house.

But because his status outside society had freed him from slavish adherence to linear, Western-style thought, the Wolf knew of a quicker route to Grandma's house.

He burst into the house and ate Grandma, a course of action affirmative of his nature as a predator.

Then, unhampered by rigid, traditionalist gender role notions, he put on Grandma's nightclothes, crawled under the bedclothes, and awaited developments.

Red Riding Hood entered the cottage and said,

"Grandma, I have brought you some cruelty free snacks to salute you in your role of wise and nurturing matriarch."

The Wolf said softly "Come closer, child, so that I might see you."

Red Riding Hood said, "Goddess! Grandma, what big eyes you have!"

"You forget that I am optically challenged."

"And Grandma, what an enormous, what a fine nose you have."

"Naturally, I could have had it fixed to help my acting career, but I didn't give in to such societal pressures, my child."

"And Grandma, what very big, sharp teeth you have!"

The Wolf could not take any more of these racist slurs, and, in a reaction appropriate for his accustomed milieu, he leaped out of bed, grabbed Little Red Riding Hood, and opened his jaws so wide that she could see her poor Grandmother cowering in his belly.

"Aren't you forgetting something?" Red Riding Hood bravely shouted. "You must request my permission before proceeding to a new level of intimacy!"

The Wolf was so startled by this statement that he loosened his grasp on her.

At the same time, the woodchopper burst into the cottage, brandishing an ax.

"Hands off!" cried the woodchopper.

"And what do you think you're doing?" cried Little Red Riding Hood. "If I let you help me now, I would be expressing a lack of confidence in my own abilities, which would lead to poor self esteem and lower achievement scores on college entrance exams."

"Last chance, sister! Get your hands off that endangered species! This is an FBI sting!" screamed the woodchopper, and when Little Red
Riding Hood nonetheless made a sudden motion, he sliced off her head.

"Thank goodness you got here in time," said the Wolf. "The brat and her grandmother lured me in here. I thought I was a goner."

"No, I think I'm the real victim, here," said the woodchopper. "I've been dealing with my anger ever since I saw her picking those protected flowers earlier. And now I'm going to have such a trauma. Do you have any aspirin?"

"Sure," said the Wolf.

"Thanks."

"I feel your pain," said the Wolf, and he patted the woodchopper on his firm, well padded back, gave a little belch, and said, "Do you have any Maalox?"

2006-08-01 15:47:59 · 11 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Jokes & Riddles

plz put...

1.Name of city
2. What to do their
3. Some resturaunt names, location, and what should I order.
4. If you can a link with good info.

Best and most convincing gets Best Answer

2006-08-01 15:47:41 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

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I'm about 6" long. I have hair on one end and a hole on the other. If you put me in a moist hole and put me in and out really fast, white stuff will come out. What am I?

2006-08-01 15:47:38 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Figure out tha artist name and song

Listen to your _______,gurl you know we should be ______,baby i-i jus cant do it,i-i just cant do____,its nevea a right time to ____________ goodbye but we kno dat we _____ go are seperate wayz, i kno ______ hard,but we gotta do it and its killin me ______,cuz its neva a right ____ a right time to say ______________



hint: his name intials are CB and his song is Sa____ Good_____

2006-08-01 15:47:36 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-08-01 15:47:25 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

I see all the time!

2006-08-01 15:46:53 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Where is the police report ? Do you have a link to it?

2006-08-01 15:46:41 · 12 answers · asked by twe 2 in Celebrities

Vivian?? Sexy or not??

2006-08-01 15:46:41 · 45 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-01 15:46:34 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Who's tired of seeing her stupid questions? Who thinks she has issues? Who thinks she's a conceited snob that doesn't care about anyone but herself? I think we all think she's annoying as hell. Can't we try to get her off this site like you-know-who. I hate this Tammy s**t. Who here gives a damn about her questions? She needs to get over herself and get a life!

2006-08-01 15:46:15 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Simon Cowell (american idol) or Chef. Gordon Ramsley (Hell's Kitchen)?

2006-08-01 15:45:33 · 8 answers · asked by Single and Lovin it!! 1 in Polls & Surveys

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