Entertainment & Music - 1 August 2006

Its an R&B dance/Rap song. Female singer. Down tempo with a heavy drum (sounds like bongo or some other drum) and the song kind of has a middle eastern/indian feel to it. Definitly a good dance song to bump and grind to. Anybody have any ideas?

2006-08-01 16:29:56 · 8 answers · asked by portlandguy78 1 in Music

I think this show is absolutely amazing, and normally I don't even watch TV (except the apprentice) on a regular basis, but one day I flip the TV on and this show was on so I started watching it a fell in love with it. NONE of my friends know what I'm talking about and they think I'm crazy. Are there other people out there like me?

2006-08-01 16:29:09 · 18 answers · asked by Susieq1118 2 in Television

Mine was "The Smurfs"

2006-08-01 16:29:00 · 37 answers · asked by bl 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-01 16:28:56 · 11 answers · asked by skyleriley 1 in Music

2006-08-01 16:28:54 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

e-mail me at bradyhebert1@hotnail.com to get it!!

\And yes it's real!!

2006-08-01 16:28:05 · 18 answers · asked by ? 1 in Music

2006-08-01 16:27:52 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-08-01 16:27:52 · 7 answers · asked by diced tomatoes 2 in Movies

2006-08-01 16:27:46 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Anyone? Anyone at all?

2006-08-01 16:27:07 · 20 answers · asked by ? 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Everytime i look at the clock it says 11:11 or 12:12 its been happening for over 2 mounth. And I was wondering has this ever happened to you. I was going to ask what this ment but you might think im weird.... Well tell me has it happend?

2006-08-01 16:26:47 · 3 answers · asked by Rain-- 3 in Other - Entertainment

Willys cynical thought for the day;

I'm NOT fifty something I'm only $49.95 plus shipping & freaking handling!

Q & A for the sexes:

The 5 toughest questions woman ask:

The five questions are:

1 - "What are you thinking?"

2 - "Do you love me?"

3 - "Do I look fat?"

4 - "Do you think she is prettier than me?"

5 - "What would you do if I died?"

What makes these questions so bad is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument and/or divorce if the man does not answer properly, which is to say dishonestly. For example:

1 - "What are you thinking?" The proper answer to this question, of course, is, "I'm sorry if I've been pensive, dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, caring, thoughtful, intelligent, beautiful woman you are and what a lucky guy I am to have met you." Obviously, this statement bears no resemblance whatsoever to what the guy was really thinking at the time, which was most likely one of five things:

a - Baseball
b - Football
c - How fat you are.
d - How much prettier she is than you.
e - How he would spend the insurance money if you died.

According to a Sassy Magazine article, the best answer to this question came from Al Bundy, of Married With Children, who was asked it by his wife, Peg. "If I wanted you to know," Al said, "I'd be talking instead of thinking."

The other questions also have only one right answer but many wrong answers:

3 - "Do I look fat?" The correct male response to this question is to confidently and emphatically state, "No, of course not" and then quickly leave the room. Wrong answers include:

a - I wouldn't call you fat, but I wouldn't call you thin either.
b - Compared to what?
c - A little extra weight looks good on you.
d - I've seen fatter.
e - Could you repeat the question? I was thinking about your insurance policy.

The five questions are:

1 - "What are you thinking?"

2 - "Do you love me?"

3 - "Do I look fat?"

4 - "Do you think she is prettier than me?"

5 - "What would you do if I died?"

What makes these questions so bad is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument and/or divorce if the man does not answer properly, which is to say dishonestly. For example:

1 - "What are you thinking?" The proper answer to this question, of course, is, "I'm sorry if I've been pensive, dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, caring, thoughtful, intelligent, beautiful woman you are and what a lucky guy I am to have met you." Obviously, this statement bears no resemblance whatsoever to what the guy was really thinking at the time, which was most likely one of five things:

a - Baseball
b - Football
c - How fat you are.
d - How much prettier she is than you.
e - How he would spend the insurance money if you died.

According to a Sassy Magazine article, the best answer to this question came from Al Bundy, of Married With Children, who was asked it by his wife, Peg. "If I wanted you to know," Al said, "I'd be talking instead of thinking."

The other questions also have only one right answer but many wrong answers:

2 - "Do you love me?" The correct answer to this question is, "Yes." For those guys who feel the need to be more elaborate, you may answer, "Yes, dear. Wrong answers include:

a - I suppose so.
b - Would it make you feel better if I said yes.
c - That depends on what you mean by "love."
d - Does it matter?
e - Who, me?

3 - "Do I look fat?" The correct male response to this question is to confidently and emphatically state, "No, of course not" and then quickly leave the room. Wrong answers include:

a - I wouldn't call you fat, but I wouldn't call you thin either.
b - Compared to what?
c - A little extra weight looks good on you.
d - I've seen fatter.
e - Could you repeat the question? I was thinking about your insurance policy.

4 - "Do you think she's prettier than me?" The "she" in the question could be an ex-girlfriend, a passer-by you were staring at so hard thay you almost cause a traffic accident or an actress in a movie you just saw. In any case, the correct response is, "No, you are much prettier." Wrong answers include:

a - Not prettier, just pretty in a different way.
b - I don't know how one goes about rating such things.
c - Yes, but I bet you have a better personality.
d - Only in the sense that she's younger and thinner.
e - Could you repeat the question? I was thinking about your insurance policy.

5 - "What would you do if I died?" Correct answer: "Dearest love, in the event of your untimely demise, life would cease to have meaning for me and I would perforce hurl myself under the front tires of the first Domino's Pizza truck that came my way." This might be the stupidest question of the lot, as is illustrated by the following stupid joke:

"Dear," said the wife. "What would you do if I died?"
"Why, dear, I would be extremely upset," said the husband.
"Why do you ask such a question?"
"Would you remarry?" persevered the wife.
"No, of course not, dear" said the husband.
"Don't you like being married?" said the wife.
"Of course I do, dear" he said.
"Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
"All right," said the husband, "I'd remarry."
"You would?" said the wife, looking vaguely hurt.
"Yes" said the husband.
"Would you sleep with her in our bed?" said the wife after a long pause.
"Well, yes, I suppose I would." replied the husband.
"I see," said the wife indignantly. "And would you let her wear my old
clothes?"
"I suppose, if she wanted to" said the husband.
"Really," said the wife icily. "And would you take down the pictures of me
and replace them with pictures of her?"
"Yes. I think that would be the correct thing to do."
"Is that so?" said the wife, leaping to her feet. "And I suppose you'd let
her play with my golf clubs, too."
"Of course not, dear," said the husband. "She's left-handed."

http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/

2006-08-01 16:26:42 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Ok lets try this. I will start the story and you just add to it. Please no more than two sentences. please don't put happily ever after. and nothing to offend others. just go with your creativity. thanx.

Once upon a time......

2006-08-01 16:26:41 · 12 answers · asked by I Luv Joel Madden!! 6 in Other - Entertainment

What are the full lyrics to this parody song?

What year are the lyrics from?

And where can I find a recording of it online?

Good luck

(please show links to your answers)

Thank you!

2006-08-01 16:25:47 · 14 answers · asked by alwaysbombed 5 in Music

How did you meet your other special half of yourself? How long did you date before you got married? The most unque answer gets the 10 points.

I met my husband on the internet and we started talking and then we dated offline more then online. We got married eight months later. I know, not very romantic, but that's my story!

2006-08-01 16:25:40 · 13 answers · asked by ~~Catbird Woman~~ 4 in Polls & Surveys

http://www.henrydees.com/andys_girl.jpg

2006-08-01 16:25:13 · 17 answers · asked by Nicole 4 in Polls & Surveys

What types of things can I plan around the kids, and yet still enjoy some romance?

2006-08-01 16:23:38 · 5 answers · asked by barbaradjt 5 in Other - Entertainment

2006-08-01 16:23:21 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-08-01 16:22:21 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I heard this song and i wanted to know what is was called..im not sure if this is the lyrics but it sounded like "you got you got you got what it takes to make me leave my man its hard to control myself" or something like that...

2006-08-01 16:21:56 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I think it's silly, but know an awful lot of men that do this.

2006-08-01 16:21:54 · 10 answers · asked by Crooks Gap 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-01 16:21:36 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

when is it that barty crouch jr. takes over mad eye's body?????? In the book, i remember the thing about the dustbins at the beginnning......but aside from WHEN he starts taking the polyjuice potion...how does he know how to act like moody...'cause dumbledore had no clue til the end that it wasn't actually him.....just wondering, it's been bothering me

(p.s. i may be forgetting something that happened in the book because i haven't read it in awhile)

2006-08-01 16:21:09 · 14 answers · asked by Suzanne 2 in Other - Entertainment

2006-08-01 16:21:02 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

I was looking on the interent, and this pop up came up where it said that pink is pregnant with her first child with her husband carey hart. Is that true?

2006-08-01 16:20:21 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I need help finding the family guy clip from the Dammit Janet episode of season 2 i believe. the clip i want is of a flashback when peter turns the griffin house into a puppet and says "bring me a toolshed for i am hungry!" if anyone has this video or knows where i can get it; it'd be great.

2006-08-01 16:20:03 · 6 answers · asked by farkasj16 3 in Television

1.young love
2.ain't no way
3.poppin
4.say good-bye
5.gimme that
6.ya man ain't me

2006-08-01 16:19:37 · 13 answers · asked by lilmomma 1 in Celebrities

i'm giving points to the person who lyks the same song i do!

2006-08-01 16:19:33 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

would you be a sith or Jedi?

2006-08-01 16:19:17 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i need some good ones playaaa

2006-08-01 16:17:00 · 16 answers · asked by JTommmmmmm 2 in Music