Entertainment & Music - 30 July 2006

and you were a lady, wouldya marry me anyway?

2006-07-30 21:05:14 · 10 answers · asked by jesus_chrysler 2 in Polls & Surveys

Keep it clean, or at least clean enough, that I won't get reported for it...

2006-07-30 21:04:22 · 5 answers · asked by 42ITUS™ 7 in Polls & Surveys

Some freak had e-mailed me to listen this song and i dont know who is the artist and he is not replying at all.Well,who actually played that song.

2006-07-30 21:03:59 · 10 answers · asked by MaxMetallica 3 in Music

can anyone give me the horiscope lists?!?!?!?!?!?

2006-07-30 21:03:54 · 9 answers · asked by smileforever96/absintence 1 in Horoscopes

Are you feed up with advertising?
Do you have jingles in your head that you rather you didn't know?
Do all this happy clappy buy buy buy, you must have this, attitude make you feel sick?

2006-07-30 21:01:29 · 6 answers · asked by atlantisflicka 4 in Television

A guy goes over to his friend's house, rings the bell, and the wife answers.

" Hi, is Tony home?"

" No, he went to the store."

"Well, you mind if I wait?"

" No, come in."

They sit down and the friend says "You know Nora, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one."

Nora thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell - a hundred bucks. She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table.

They sit there a while longer and Chris says "They are so beautiful I've got to see the both of them. I'll give you another hundred bucks if I could just see the both of them together."

Nora thinks about this and thinks what the hell, opens her robe, and gives Chris a nice long look. Chris thanks her, throws another hundred bucks on the table, and then says he can't wait any longer and leaves.

A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says "You know, your weird friend Chris came over. "

Tony thinks about this for a second and says "Well did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?"

2006-07-30 21:00:29 · 28 answers · asked by bigbob33 3 in Jokes & Riddles

There were 3 nuns at a church on a Friday night and the priest said" Go have your weekend but on sunday come back and we will discus your sins. On sunday they all returned and the first nun walks in. The priest says wat is your sin?? She says I kissed a guy and it wasn't my husband. So the priest looks up for about three minutes and says god forgives you drink the holy water. The second nun arives and the priest says what is your sin. she says i got laid the priest looks up for 11 minutes and looks down and says god forgives you drink the holy water. The third nun walks in cracking up all over the floor while the other nuns are drinking the holy water. The priest asks what r u laughing 4? The nun looks up and says I peed in the holy water...

What do u think of this joke???

2006-07-30 20:59:56 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-07-30 20:59:53 · 4 answers · asked by Daisy 1 in Other - Entertainment

"and that was the second time i got crabs."

2006-07-30 20:59:18 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

do you think Inuyasha would have been a better show if they all lived in modern day Japan? and they would go to highschool and have the same love triangles, enemies, etc.????

2006-07-30 20:58:11 · 11 answers · asked by alien_kid 1 in Comics & Animation

What will be your first respond and why?

2006-07-30 20:58:03 · 11 answers · asked by redhead2734 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-30 20:57:34 · 14 answers · asked by Maggi 2 in Other - Entertainment

2006-07-30 20:56:57 · 3 answers · asked by slimjd1976 1 in Movies

2006-07-30 20:56:37 · 14 answers · asked by Danny Tanner Owns You 3 in Television

Everyone hates Edward Nigma. One Sunday morning, he is found dead in his huge mansion. The Police question all the suspects.
His wife was sleeping in.
The butler was polishing the silver.
The cook was making brunch.
The maid was retrieving the mail.
The chauffeur was washing the car.
The nanny was watching the baby.

The police arrest one person.
WHO AND WHY?

2006-07-30 20:55:48 · 4 answers · asked by Loly T 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-07-30 20:55:09 · 25 answers · asked by DL 6 in Polls & Surveys

if so what will you do if you'll meet him/her again?

2006-07-30 20:54:58 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-30 20:54:35 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-30 20:53:02 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-07-30 20:52:55 · 61 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

So, who would win in a fight between Gabriel Van Helsing, from the movie Van Helsing (starring Hugh Jackman), or Blade, from the movies and comics?

2006-07-30 20:52:29 · 10 answers · asked by easilydissolved 5 in Comics & Animation

It is sooooooo boring!

2006-07-30 20:49:49 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

had a steak so rare..it grazed on your salad when you went to the restroom?

2006-07-30 20:49:13 · 10 answers · asked by unpronounceable 4 in Polls & Surveys

he is an actor.

2006-07-30 20:49:11 · 12 answers · asked by shankyjazz2000 1 in Celebrities

Any other good reasons out there?

2006-07-30 20:48:42 · 9 answers · asked by Khael 4 in Movies

My favorite television network is HBO. I love the original shows, the specials, the new movies every week. Fantastic.

I recommend everyone have HBO.

2006-07-30 20:47:47 · 19 answers · asked by Samantha 1 in Television

there were 4 men stranded on an island. 1 man knew a way to get off of the island. He tells the men whoever can shove 10 fruits up their butt hole without making facial expressions or souns can leave the island with him. So the first man walks up with 10 oranges and starts. on the 5th one he cries. The 2nd man walks up with apples and at the 9 in a half one he laughs. The man who knew the escape plan asks why did you laugh you were almost there. The apple man says i couldn't resist the 3rd man came with 10 pineapples to shove up his butt hole......


What do u guys think. Tell me here.. HEHEHE.

2006-07-30 20:47:25 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

It's late, but im not tired. I am kind of bored... Any ideas?? Please.

PS: I didn't know in what category I had to put this question.

PSS: And please don't say to stay at Yahoo answers and answer more questions.

2006-07-30 20:46:47 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

what is da best way to get your movies script to hollywood, if you ain got no money, connection or help of any kind. I wrote a feature movie script, original, never been written before, but done know how to get it into hollywood

2006-07-30 20:46:02 · 2 answers · asked by mikalord2000 1 in Movies

it was the first day of class and the professer was telling them about a paper due, he said it was worth half of their semester grade, and that there were only 2 reasons for accepting it late. he said the first was b/c of a death in the family and the scond was b/c of a severe illness. so the class clown said what if your sexually exhusted, the calss goes nuts. the professor froze, looked at him and said....."i guess you will have to learn to write with the ohter hand"

2006-07-30 20:43:02 · 11 answers · asked by bigbob33 3 in Jokes & Riddles