A guy goes over to his friend's house, rings the bell, and the wife answers.
" Hi, is Tony home?"
" No, he went to the store."
"Well, you mind if I wait?"
" No, come in."
They sit down and the friend says "You know Nora, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one."
Nora thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell - a hundred bucks. She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table.
They sit there a while longer and Chris says "They are so beautiful I've got to see the both of them. I'll give you another hundred bucks if I could just see the both of them together."
Nora thinks about this and thinks what the hell, opens her robe, and gives Chris a nice long look. Chris thanks her, throws another hundred bucks on the table, and then says he can't wait any longer and leaves.
A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says "You know, your weird friend Chris came over. "
Tony thinks about this for a second and says "Well did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?"
2006-07-30 21:00:29 · 28 answers · asked by bigbob33 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
10
I liked it. My hubby is rolling on the floor laughing.
2006-07-30 21:03:10 · answer #1 · answered by armywifeoftony 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2006-07-31 04:08:30 · answer #2 · answered by Somi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-07-31 04:15:51 · answer #3 · answered by chandni 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8
2006-07-31 06:54:46 · answer #4 · answered by JennyfferBCN 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8
2006-07-31 04:02:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
9
2006-07-31 04:03:59 · answer #6 · answered by madyx524 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
9/10
2006-07-31 04:11:34 · answer #7 · answered by gonetotallymad 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great 10
2006-07-31 04:07:18 · answer #8 · answered by Hustla 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
=) 9/10
2006-07-31 04:06:45 · answer #9 · answered by ^^ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Still 9/10!
2006-07-31 04:26:03 · answer #10 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha that was funny LoL the stupid wife heh! (-v-") stiLL like this kind of jokes... poor Tony haiizzz.... great joke pal.. 8 out of 10
2006-07-31 08:41:48 · answer #11 · answered by fly_like_kobe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋