There were 3 nuns at a church on a Friday night and the priest said" Go have your weekend but on sunday come back and we will discus your sins. On sunday they all returned and the first nun walks in. The priest says wat is your sin?? She says I kissed a guy and it wasn't my husband. So the priest looks up for about three minutes and says god forgives you drink the holy water. The second nun arives and the priest says what is your sin. she says i got laid the priest looks up for 11 minutes and looks down and says god forgives you drink the holy water. The third nun walks in cracking up all over the floor while the other nuns are drinking the holy water. The priest asks what r u laughing 4? The nun looks up and says I peed in the holy water...
What do u think of this joke???
2006-07-30 20:59:56 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Larry wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Larry looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean.
So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you." So he goes to the kitchen, and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.
Larry asks, "Son, what happened last night?"
His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious, broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."
Confused, Larry asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said, "Lady, leave me alone, I'm married'!"
2006-08-02 10:41:52 · answer #1 · answered by heidielizabeth69 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
4
2006-07-30 23:58:14 · answer #2 · answered by JennyfferBCN 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
4
2006-07-30 21:15:53 · answer #3 · answered by Cool Z 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
4
2006-07-30 21:04:31 · answer #4 · answered by armywifeoftony 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2
2006-07-30 21:03:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
4/10
2006-07-30 21:12:44 · answer #6 · answered by gonetotallymad 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She will have to have a drink too if I was the priest, Twice!
2006-07-30 21:32:19 · answer #7 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you acquire this from iCarly..... did no longer you.... :o (if u have no thought what icarly is then nvm!) yet I nonetheless laughed the 1st time I heard this humorous tale, so no longer undesirable. yet must be extra effective :o
2016-10-08 12:41:52 · answer #8 · answered by sather 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nha ok 9
2006-07-30 21:39:29 · answer #9 · answered by corrona 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i was ok
i would say a 6
2006-07-30 21:03:32 · answer #10 · answered by Hustla 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋