A deaf mute walks into a pharmacy to buy condoms.
He has difficulty communicating with pharmacist,
and cannot see condoms on shelf. Frustrated, the
deaf-mute finally unzips his pants, places his
dick on the counter, and puts down a five dollar
bill next to it.
The pharmacist unzips his pants, does the same as
the deaf mute, and then picks up both bills and
stuffs them in his pocket. Exasperated, the deaf
mute begins to curse the pharmacist wildly in
sign language.
"Look," the pharmacist says, "if you can't afford
to lose, you shouldn't bet."
2006-07-29
15:59:11
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