Our high school guidance counselor used to ask us what you would do if you had a million dollars and didn't have to work, and then invariably whatever you'd say that was supposed to be your career, so if you wanted to fix old cars, then you're supposed to be an auto mechanic.
I never had an answer. I guess that's why I'm working at Initech.
2006-07-29 16:03:15 · 25 answers · asked by God 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
You're missing the point. The point of the exercise is that you're supposed to figure out what you would want to do if...
PC Load letter? What the fvck does that mean?
2006-07-29 16:09:56 · update #1
start a couple of businesses and buy one. Also buy a house or buy land and have my dream house built. Also buy my dream car and in crease my insurance rate.Maybe even go to another country, for a vacation.
2006-07-29 16:06:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you a house
(I would buy you a house)
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you furniture for your house
(Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a K-Car
(A nice Reliant automobile)
If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love
If I had a million dollars
I'd build a tree fort in our yard
If I had million dollars
You could help, it wouldn't be that hard
If I had million dollars
Maybe we could put like a little tiny fridge in there somewhere
You know, we could just go up there and hang out
Like open the fridge and stuff
There would already be laid out foods for us
Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things
They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon
Well, can you blame 'em
Uh, yeah
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a fur coat
(But not a real fur coat that's cruel)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you an exotic pet
(Yep, like a llama or an emu)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you John Merrick's remains
(Ooh, all them crazy elephant bones)
And If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love
If I had a million dollars
We wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I had a million dollars
Now, we'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more
If I had a million dollars
We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner
But we would eat Kraft Dinner
Of course we would, we’d just eat more
And buy really expensive ketchups with it
That’s right, all the fanciest ke... dijon ketchups!
Mmmmmm, Mmmm-Hmmm
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a green dress
(But not a real green dress, that's cruel)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you some art
(A Picasso or a Garfunkel)
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a monkey
(Haven't you always wanted a monkey)
If I had a million dollars
I’d buy your love
If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
I'd be rich
(Barenaked Ladies: artist)
2006-07-29 23:08:46 · answer #2 · answered by shiningtreasure 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not much money these days. Won't even get you a decent house in Vancouver.
I'd put it in the bank and live off the interest for the first year and then after a year I'd invest it in better funds and live off that. Take about two trips a year to places far and wide. Hire a couple of high-class hookers, a flamethrower, a midget and just go crazy.
The rest I'd blow.
2006-07-29 23:23:51 · answer #3 · answered by fugutastic 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha, I like your story! Well, first I'd pay off all my bills, obviously. Then, I'd but myself a sprawling ranch house in Montana, maybe a couple of horses, and a big black truck. Then I'd expand my movie, music, and book collections like there was no tomorrow. I'd also create a comfortable place where I had all these things in the same room, along with my computer. Then I would write slightly cheesey romance novels all day and eventually make more millions!
2006-07-29 23:09:00 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ Luveniar♫ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I had a million dollars, I would pay off any debts that the remaining members of my family and myself had, invest the other 90% and continue bartending.
After I spent a week alone in the Bahamas of course.
And just let the interest build for a great retirement :-)
2006-07-29 23:07:29 · answer #5 · answered by rvogelpohl2001 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I had a million dollars
I would buy you a fur coat (But not a real fur coat that's cruel)
I'd build a treehouse in our yard (you could help it wouldn't be that hard)
I'd buy John Merrick's remains (all them crazy elephant bones)
I'd buy you a green dress (but not a real green dress that's cruel)
Or I'd just hire Barenaked Ladies to play at my birthday party or something
2006-07-29 23:08:26 · answer #6 · answered by kjdean68 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A million dollars...anymore these days...I don't think I would completely quit my job....work fewer hours...but not quit...
Buy a nicer house...nicer furniture....nicer vehicle...and take a decent vacation. I sure would find a way to stress a lot less.
2006-07-29 23:14:19 · answer #7 · answered by Blossom_Kitty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One million, wouldn't change me much, many millions I would say the **** with everything and stop working, invest, help people in need at my discretion, and sit back and smell the roses...
2006-07-29 23:10:36 · answer #8 · answered by 345Grasshopper 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would make sure my dad had plenty of money to get his furniture store going strong and my sister and her husband had plenty of money so he would'nt have to work so hard i would open a trust fund for my nephew and neice hes 3 shes 4 months and make sure my mom always had flowers on her grave and i would still have money for anything i needed
2006-07-29 23:09:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to college for as long as I wanted and study whatever I pleased.
2006-07-29 23:40:20 · answer #10 · answered by LORD Z 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋