2006-07-29 15:59:48 · 7 answers · asked by falloutboyrock48 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
check this one....
The kings of Spain, France, and England all stand on stage together in front of their nations all ready to see who of the three has the largest penis.
The king of Spain takes his out and as they all see the impressive proportions all the Spanish people shout: "Viva Espania!"
The king of France is next and as his is even larger, all the French scream: "Vive la France!"
Next comes the king of England, and just as he drops his pants and takes his out, everyone exclaims: "God save the Queen!"
2006-07-29 18:06:11 · answer #1 · answered by MK 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his parents, "How was I born?"
"Well honey..." said the slightly prudish parent, "the stork brought you to us."
"Oh," said the boy. "Well, how did you and daddy get born?" he asked.
"Oh, the stork brought us too."
"Well how were grandpa and grandma born?" he persisted.
"Well darling, the stork brought them too!" said the parent, by now starting to squirm a little in the Lazy Boy recliner.
Several days later, the boy handed in his paper to the teacher who read with confusion the opening sentence:
"This report has been very difficult to write due to the fact that there hasn't been a natural childbirth in my family for three generations."
2006-07-29 23:09:11 · answer #2 · answered by Ashley Marlene 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh i wish i were a 7 up 7 up
i wish i were a 7 up 7 up
i'd go down with a slurp and come up with a burp
i wish i were a 7 up 7 up
2006-07-29 23:21:22 · answer #3 · answered by furthufukuvit 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two kids are in Sunday School. A girl who keeps falling asleep sits next to a boy with his pen out.
The teacher asks, "Who created heaven and earth?" The boy pokes the girl in the side with his pen.
"God almighty!" yells the girl.
"Very good!" says the teacher. The girl starts to snooze off again.
The teacher asks, "Who died for our sins?" The boy pokes her with his pen again.
"Jesus Christ!" yelled the girl.
"Very good." The girl goes off to sleep again.
The teacher asks, "What did Eve say to Adam after having their 26th kid?" The boy pokes her with the pen again.
The girl yells, "If you put that thing into me one more time, I swear I'll break it in half!"
The teacher fainted.
2006-07-29 23:09:55 · answer #4 · answered by RuneWitchSakura1988 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know you are a redneck if you go to a family reunion and look for a date.
2006-07-29 23:04:52 · answer #5 · answered by I am Sunshine 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why'd the money fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead.
2006-07-29 23:03:41 · answer #6 · answered by jasemhi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you call a lesbian Eskimo?
A Klondike :-)
My best friend is gay so, no hate please :-)
She told me it.
What is Michael Jackson's new theme song?
Don't let the sun (son) go down on me :-)
2006-07-29 23:10:54 · answer #7 · answered by rvogelpohl2001 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋