Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "start"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called "rush hour", are we ACTUALLY rushing or honking horns?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who does the testing?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the "terminal"?
If 'con' is the opposite of 'pro', is Congress the opposite of Progress?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
2006-07-28
06:29:10
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