2006-07-28 06:27:46 · 24 answers · asked by Boo Boo 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You know I've visited your late night window a few times...I have no idea where I'm going with this!! LOL
okay how about this one...Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew...
2006-07-28 07:42:45 · answer #1 · answered by gooterscooby 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
OK, we both know all the stupid pick up lines, We both know as the night wears on we will be more intoxicated to the point we don't care. What do you say we skip all that bull s**t and get a hotel room?
2006-07-28 13:38:23 · answer #2 · answered by nooodle_ninja 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As a guy, I would stand there and look at you for a minute without saying anything, then when you asked me something like ' is there a problem?"
I would take the two dice I had in my pocket out and show them to you and say... Ya know what, you should be nice to me, after all there's a "pair a dice" in my pants.
2006-07-28 13:35:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you were a booger, I'd pick you next!
From Dat Phan : Is your father a thief? Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyeballs! [in funky asian accent]
2006-07-28 13:29:41 · answer #4 · answered by ♥<ŦĦØΛ>♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
havent i seen u in bombay last year when u where working on a aids education project for the garbagebelt kids,
2006-07-28 13:31:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey baby, I'd like to show ya something I'm really proud of.
2006-07-28 14:04:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a sugar packet drop it nest to someone hot and say:
"You dropped your name tag"
Ha. Good times.
2006-07-28 13:43:45 · answer #7 · answered by PistonsR#1♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice T-shirt, blouse, shoes, w/e wanna f@ck!
http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/
2006-07-28 13:33:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Look at their blouse or dress tag, when they ask what you're doing, say you're checking to see if they were made in Heaven.
2006-07-28 13:31:03 · answer #9 · answered by elguzano1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is that a keg in your pants, cause I'd like to tap that ***!!
Some guy really said this to me.
2006-07-28 16:40:29 · answer #10 · answered by MexicaliBlues 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋