Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "start"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called "rush hour", are we ACTUALLY rushing or honking horns?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who does the testing?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the "terminal"?
If 'con' is the opposite of 'pro', is Congress the opposite of Progress?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
2006-07-28 06:29:10 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
* thats how its supposed to be
*it is assumed that whoever wins is psychic
*bec it doesnt hav any abbrevations
*because they r all ---------------(no idea)
*cross connections
*dishwashing company owns the lemon farm/ field
*to remind u that he can break ur future one day
*wow...never thought about it yet!!!!!
*because the mouse r on strike prossession
*dogs.....duh!!!!!!!!
*no idea..i not a medical student
*who told flying is safe
*noooooooooooo...they r entirely different
*they have waterproof wool for rainy season....didnt u know that!!!!
2006-07-28 06:47:18 · answer #1 · answered by jeki_dslo 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When so many people have been told to ki.ssmyass why hasnt anyone done it yet?
Why do they have instructions on shampoo?
Why do they let convicts work out? Do we need more fit criminals?
Why do you drive in a parkway and park in a driveway?
Thunderwolf, I am rude and you are a prude. Dude.
2006-07-28 13:35:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont kno, but that is SOOO FUNNY!!!!
Alright i apoligize. i guess ur funny too, stifbisket.
Truce.
2006-07-28 13:36:46 · answer #3 · answered by Moonlight Rose 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like these kind of jokes!! I can't stop cracking up!!HAHAHAHA!!!!
2006-07-28 15:11:07 · answer #4 · answered by Brian W. 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋