Three blondes are training to be police officers. The man who is training them takes out a picture and asks the first blonde, "What do you notice about the man in this picture?"
The blonde says, "He only has one eye!".
The man says "No, no, it's a side view."
Then he says to the second blonde, "What do you notice about this man?"
. The 2nd blonde says, "He only has one ear!".
The man says "Hello, it's a side view! Geez!".
So the man goes over to the last blonde and says, "What do you notice about this man?"
. The final blonde says, "He wears contacts!"
The man goes to the FBI computer and looks the man in the picture up - sure enough - he wears contacts!
The man says, "How did you know that?"
. The blonde says "Well, if he only has one eye and one ear, how can he wear glasses?"
2006-07-26
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