Entertainment & Music - 24 July 2006

I love anything by the macc lads,stephen lynch,etc.what are you fave funny songs(even if they are not intended to be funny).

2006-07-24 06:12:37 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

An elderly Jewish gentleman marries a much younger woman. No matter what the husband does sexually, the woman never achieves orgasm. Since a Jewish wife is entitled to sexual pleasure, they decide to talk to the rabbi.

The rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard, and makes the following suggestion. “Hire a handsome young man, and have him wave a towel over you while you are making love. This will help your wife fantasize and should bring on an orgasm.

The couple goes home and follows the rabbi’s advice. They hire a handsome young man and he waves a towel over them while they make love. It doesn’t help and she is still unsatisfied. Perplexed they go back to the rabbi.

“Okay,” says the rabbi to the husband. “Let’s try it reversed. Have the young man make love to your wife and you wave the towel.”

Once again they follow the rabbi’s advice. The young man gets into bed with the wife and the husband waves the towel. The young man gets working with great enthusiasm and the wife soon has an enormous, room-shaking, ear-splitting orgasm.

The husband smiles, looks at the young man and says to him triumphantly, “You see, you young schmuck? THAT’S how you wave a towel!”

2006-07-24 06:11:44 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Thank goodness for our American friends!

2006-07-24 06:11:33 · 22 answers · asked by Kearney Zzyzwicz 2 in Movies

Who was the woman who went to live with the apes and monkey's and to survey their habits. I saw the results on TV but cant remember her name?

2006-07-24 06:10:52 · 6 answers · asked by ssilverette 1 in Other - Entertainment

2006-07-24 06:10:49 · 13 answers · asked by Diesel Weasel 7 in Polls & Surveys

i do

2006-07-24 06:10:07 · 21 answers · asked by taylor h 1 in Music

A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife; so he went to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist said he needed to build his self-esteem, and so gave him a book on assertiveness, which he read on the way home.

He had finished the book by the time he reached his house. The man stormed into the house and walked up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And, when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

His wife responded, "The funeral director."

2006-07-24 06:09:42 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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She is so lucky, but why does she cry? If there is nothing missing in her life, why do tears come at night? She cry cry cries in her lonely heart thinking, "If there's nothing missing in my life then, why do these tears come at night?"

2006-07-24 06:09:35 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

I take a claritin each day and I still can't breathe!

2006-07-24 06:09:33 · 3 answers · asked by Diesel Weasel 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-24 06:08:44 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

i already have these ideas

hair dresser on fire
the barbershop incident
The Songbirds
Perfect Harmony
Haircut Harmony!

so help me out

2006-07-24 06:08:24 · 3 answers · asked by mil_ski_way 1 in Music

I was traveling between Phoenix and Chicago the other day and south of Kansas City when a tire blew out. Checking my spare, I found that it too was flat. My only option was to flag down a passing motorist and get a ride to the next town.

The first vehicle to stop was an old man in a van. He yelled out the window, "Need a lift?"

"Yes, I sure do," I replied.

"You a Democrat or Republican?" asked the old man.

"Republican," I replied.

"Well, you can just go to Hell," yelled the old man as he sped off.

Another guy stopped, rolled down the window, and asked me the same question.

Again, I gave the same answer, "Republican." The driver gave me the finger and drove off.

I thought it over and decided that maybe I should change my strategy, since this area seemed to be overly political and there appeared to be few Republicans.

The next car to stop was a red convertible driven by a beautiful blonde. She smiled seductively and asked if I was a Democrat or Republican.

"Democrat!" I shouted.

"Hop in!" replied the blonde.

Driving down the road, I couldn't help but stare at this gorgeous woman in the seat next to me, the wind blowing through her hair, perfect breasts, and a short skirt that continued to ride higher and higher up her thighs.

Finally, I yelled, "Please stop the car." She immediately slammed on the brakes and as soon as the car stopped, I jumped out. "What's the matter?" she asked.

"I can't take it anymore," I replied. "I've only been a Democrat for five minutes and, already, I want to screw somebody.

2006-07-24 06:08:19 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-07-24 06:06:59 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-07-24 06:06:49 · 15 answers · asked by vkrum1900 1 in Music

Why do so many people hate on Rap. Maybe you don't like it but you don't have to bring it down due to generalisations you make by watching MTV, BET and that kind of crap. ITs like if i went and said guns'n'roses and all the crap that sounds like that sucks without even knowing what it is. You don't have to like it but don't just go around saying you HATE something you dont know

2006-07-24 06:06:22 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-07-24 06:06:01 · 1 answers · asked by quinntg@swbell.net 1 in Music

i was just wondering whether a lot of rednecks watch wrestling because iv been noticing that over the recent years that a lot of the commercials that come on during wrestling are those for country music and such.

2006-07-24 06:05:26 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-07-24 06:04:50 · 10 answers · asked by bighead25 1 in Music

is the Shakira Concert.

2006-07-24 06:04:23 · 14 answers · asked by claud1281 1 in Music

2006-07-24 06:03:49 · 28 answers · asked by His 5 in Horoscopes

Just for fun :-)

2006-07-24 06:03:41 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

1.michelle branch
2.the dixie chicks
3.sara evans
4.faith hill
5.carrie underwood
6.miranda lambert
7.little big town
8.megan mullins
9.jo dee messina
10.julie roberts
11.shedaisy
12.sugarland
sorry if i dn't have all

2006-07-24 06:02:50 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

has any animal ever chasedyou besides your dog or cat?

2006-07-24 06:02:22 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-24 06:01:50 · 1 answers · asked by kool_drummer55 2 in Music

2006-07-24 06:01:37 · 20 answers · asked by nastea 1 in Celebrities

this rap song goes, trip, fall, cant get up, trip, fall, cant get up.

2006-07-24 06:01:10 · 6 answers · asked by yawhatever 2 in Music

A boy and his father get into a car crash his father dies and the son is in critical condition. the boy is rushed to the hospital and into the ER but the doctor says " i cant operate on the boy for he is my son " how can this be?

2006-07-24 06:00:42 · 26 answers · asked by C 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-07-24 06:00:32 · 6 answers · asked by nastea 1 in Celebrities

i already tried limewire,bearshare and such

2006-07-24 06:00:28 · 4 answers · asked by zlkxn 1 in Movies

Are registered charities tokenistic?







Does having a name that starts with a "B" makes someone more charitable?

2006-07-24 06:00:23 · 3 answers · asked by spanner 6 in Polls & Surveys