I was traveling between Phoenix and Chicago the other day and south of Kansas City when a tire blew out. Checking my spare, I found that it too was flat. My only option was to flag down a passing motorist and get a ride to the next town.
The first vehicle to stop was an old man in a van. He yelled out the window, "Need a lift?"
"Yes, I sure do," I replied.
"You a Democrat or Republican?" asked the old man.
"Republican," I replied.
"Well, you can just go to Hell," yelled the old man as he sped off.
Another guy stopped, rolled down the window, and asked me the same question.
Again, I gave the same answer, "Republican." The driver gave me the finger and drove off.
I thought it over and decided that maybe I should change my strategy, since this area seemed to be overly political and there appeared to be few Republicans.
The next car to stop was a red convertible driven by a beautiful blonde. She smiled seductively and asked if I was a Democrat or Republican.
"Democrat!" I shouted.
"Hop in!" replied the blonde.
Driving down the road, I couldn't help but stare at this gorgeous woman in the seat next to me, the wind blowing through her hair, perfect breasts, and a short skirt that continued to ride higher and higher up her thighs.
Finally, I yelled, "Please stop the car." She immediately slammed on the brakes and as soon as the car stopped, I jumped out. "What's the matter?" she asked.
"I can't take it anymore," I replied. "I've only been a Democrat for five minutes and, already, I want to screw somebody.
2006-07-24 06:08:19 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Wet your pants funny.
2006-07-24 07:36:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Would be funny if the original joke hadn't been that it was first a Democrat and later Republican. I really can't believe no one has caught this sooner. Democrats are for the people; Republicans are for Republicans - go figure who would be out to screw who.
2006-07-24 07:45:24 · answer #2 · answered by Sonie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha
2006-07-24 06:10:24 · answer #3 · answered by brogdenuk 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your jokes are wonderful... that's one for you... a guy walks right into a psychiatrists workplace donning a diaper produced from plastic wrap and not the rest. The scientific expert takes one look at him and says.... get waiting for it... "of course i will SEE, YOUR NUTS!"
2016-11-02 21:50:28 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes the donkey passed the test
2006-07-24 06:23:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha nice
2006-07-24 08:32:17 · answer #6 · answered by tb 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
roflmao
2006-07-24 06:46:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahahahaha!
lol->
2006-07-24 06:19:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-07-24 06:19:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one lol :)
2006-07-24 06:12:05 · answer #10 · answered by hottie#1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋