A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife; so he went to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist said he needed to build his self-esteem, and so gave him a book on assertiveness, which he read on the way home.
He had finished the book by the time he reached his house. The man stormed into the house and walked up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And, when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
His wife responded, "The funeral director."
2006-07-24 06:09:42 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Keep posting these great jokes. It is people like you that make Yahoo a fun place. Peace.
2006-07-24 07:35:43 · answer #1 · answered by Chainsawmom 5 · 3⤊ 2⤋
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2016-11-02 21:50:35 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your jokes are awesome... Here is one for you...
A man walks into a psychiatrists office wearing a diaper made of plastic wrap and nothing else.
The doctor takes one look at him and says....
get ready for it...
"CLEARLY I CAN SEE, YOUR NUTS!"
2006-07-24 06:31:24 · answer #3 · answered by MajickAlice 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!
hahahaaa!
2006-07-24 06:36:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I likes. I likes.
But MajickAlice's was even funnier. I love it!
2006-07-24 07:00:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes wifey got power
2006-07-24 06:21:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-07-24 06:44:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i already know that joke
2006-07-24 06:41:51 · answer #8 · answered by Grack 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahaha! h2y! lolz-> darn funny jokes! thanks for the laughs 10/10
2006-07-24 06:22:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i like it.
2006-07-24 06:13:09 · answer #10 · answered by s_uperdave 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋