> >> The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom
making
> >> love to a very attractive young woman. And was somewhat upset.
> >>
> >> "You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this
to me
> >> - a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving
you. I
want
> >> a
> >> divorce straight away!"
> >>
> >> And Paddy (for it was he) replied "Hang on just a minute luv,
so at
> >> least I can tell you what happened."
> >>
> >> "Fine, go ahead", she sobbed, " but they'll be the last words
you'll
> >> say to me!"
> >>
> >> And Paddy began - "Well, I was getting into the car to drive
home and
> >> this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down
and out
and
> >> defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I
> >> noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very
dirty. She
told
> >> me that she hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I
brought
> >> her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last
night, the
ones
> >> you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight.The
poor
> >> thing
> >> devoured them in moments. Since she needed a good clean-up I
suggested
> >> a shower and while she was doing that I noticed her clothes
were dirty
> >> and full of holes so I threw them away. Then, as she needed
clothes, I
> >> gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years,
but
don't
> >> use because you say they are too tight. I also gave her the
underwear
> >> that
> >> was your anniversary present, which you don't use because I
don't have
> >> good
> >> taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas
that
> >> you don't use just to annoy her and I also donated those boots
you
bought
> >> at the expensive boutique and don't use because someone at work
has a
> >> pair
> >> the same..."
> >>
> >> Here Paddy took a quick breath and continued, "She was so
grateful for
my
> >> understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she
turned to me
> >> with tears in her eyes and said, "Please... do you have
anything else
> >> that your wife doesn't use?"
2006-07-23
08:01:28
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