classic but old one?

Question

> >> The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom
making
> >> love to a very attractive young woman. And was somewhat upset.
> >>
> >> "You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this
to me
> >> - a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving
you. I
want
> >> a
> >> divorce straight away!"
> >>
> >> And Paddy (for it was he) replied "Hang on just a minute luv,
so at
> >> least I can tell you what happened."
> >>
> >> "Fine, go ahead", she sobbed, " but they'll be the last words
you'll
> >> say to me!"
> >>
> >> And Paddy began - "Well, I was getting into the car to drive
home and
> >> this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down
and out
and
> >> defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I
> >> noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very
dirty. She
told
> >> me that she hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I
brought
> >> her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last
night, the
ones
> >> you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight.The
poor
> >> thing
> >> devoured them in moments. Since she needed a good clean-up I
suggested
> >> a shower and while she was doing that I noticed her clothes
were dirty
> >> and full of holes so I threw them away. Then, as she needed
clothes, I
> >> gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years,
but
don't
> >> use because you say they are too tight. I also gave her the
underwear
> >> that
> >> was your anniversary present, which you don't use because I
don't have
> >> good
> >> taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas
that
> >> you don't use just to annoy her and I also donated those boots
you
bought
> >> at the expensive boutique and don't use because someone at work
has a
> >> pair
> >> the same..."
> >>
> >> Here Paddy took a quick breath and continued, "She was so
grateful for
my
> >> understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she
turned to me
> >> with tears in her eyes and said, "Please... do you have
anything else
> >> that your wife doesn't use?"

Answer 1

great......hehehhe.check this one....hope you like it.....

A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry!" she said, "stand in the corner." She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted him with talcum powder. "Dont move until I tell you to," she whispered. "Just pretend youre a statue."

"Whats this, honey?" the husband inquired as he entered the room. "Oh, its just a statue," she replied nonchalantly. "The Smiths bought one for their bedroom. I liked it so much, I got one for us too."

No more was said about the statue, not even later that night when they went to sleep. Around two in the morning the husband got out of bed, went to the kitchen and returned a while later with a sandwich and a glass of milk.

"Here," he said to the statue, "eat something. I stood like an idiot at the Smiths for three days and nobody offered me as much as a glass of water."

Answer 2

A man walks into a hamburger shop and orders a regular meal. Later, the waitress brings his meal to him. He takes a bite out of it, and notices there's a small hair in the hamburger. He begins yelling frantically at the waitress, "Waitress, there's a hair in my hamburger! I demand to see what is going on!"

So, the waitress takes him back where the cook is and to his demise, he sees the cook take the meat patty and flatten it under his arm pit. He says, "That's disgusting!"

Then the waitress says, "You think that's disgusting you should see him make donuts."



A guy walks past a mental hospital and hears a moaning voice "13.......13.......13.........13" the man looked over to the hospital and saw a hole in the wall, he looked through the hole and gets poked in the eye. The moaning voice then groaned '14.........14.........14.......14.'

Answer 3

seek for songs with the aid of 4 Tops, Temptations, Jackson 5, Supremes, Harold Melvin and the Blue Notes, Marvin Gaye, Beatles, Dave Clark 5, Kool and the gang,The Spinners, Smokey Robinson and the Miracles, Sonny & Cher and that i ought to bypass on and on. Too many particular songs to call yet maximum have ultimate hits albums/CDs which you would be able to seek for them. have relaxing. those are the songs that I listened too becoming up.

Answer 4

Good one. Some wives are so selfish.

Answer 5

Good one...thanks for the laugh.

Answer 6

LOL. Yes, indeedy!

Answer 7

not again too manywords cant reply

Answer 8

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Answer 9

well you know what they say you don't use it you loose it.

Answer 10

LOL