during a wedding rehersal, the groom takes the vicar to one side....
"i'll give you £100 if you'll change the vows," he says.
"just leave out the part where i promise to love, honour and obey, and forsaking all others, be faithfull forever."
he then slips the vicar the cash and walks away.
the wedding comes and the couple are about to exchange vows. the vicar turns to the groom and announces: "will you promise to worship the ground she walks on, obey her every command, serve her breakfast in bed every morning and swear eternally you will not even loo at another woman, as long as you live?"
the groom gulps and yelps: "yes!"
he then leans towards the vicar and hisses: "i thought we had a deal!"
the vicar presses the £100 back into his hand and whispers: "she made me a much better offer."
2006-07-23
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