during a wedding rehersal, the groom takes the vicar to one side....
"i'll give you £100 if you'll change the vows," he says.
"just leave out the part where i promise to love, honour and obey, and forsaking all others, be faithfull forever."
he then slips the vicar the cash and walks away.
the wedding comes and the couple are about to exchange vows. the vicar turns to the groom and announces: "will you promise to worship the ground she walks on, obey her every command, serve her breakfast in bed every morning and swear eternally you will not even loo at another woman, as long as you live?"
the groom gulps and yelps: "yes!"
he then leans towards the vicar and hisses: "i thought we had a deal!"
the vicar presses the £100 back into his hand and whispers: "she made me a much better offer."
2006-07-23 00:10:26 · 16 answers · asked by Kelly 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's funny but I hope my future husband won't do something like this.
2006-07-23 00:15:56 · answer #1 · answered by kitten 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A better joke, even though I anticipated the ending.
2006-07-23 00:14:24 · answer #2 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one...now if people would just keep whatever vows they make!
2006-07-23 00:15:59 · answer #3 · answered by shawnabobonna 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes
2006-07-23 00:14:54 · answer #4 · answered by bangkok 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats class!! ONE TO THE LADIES!!!
2006-07-23 00:19:35 · answer #5 · answered by gogo 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahh....women....
Ahh....how the sanctity of marriage will never be the same again...
2006-07-23 00:12:26 · answer #6 · answered by joey2001@snet.net 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2006-07-23 00:38:23 · answer #7 · answered by Pvt. Andrew Malone 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny lol
2006-07-23 00:12:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny!
2006-07-23 00:14:31 · answer #9 · answered by loves watching deer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol... old but funny
2006-07-23 00:12:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋