child: "what's that noise?"
mum: "it's your dad trying to get a barrel of beer upstairs."
child: "how will he carry it?"
mum: "in his stomach."
2006-07-23 00:01:02 · 13 answers · asked by Kelly 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yeh its ok not that funny. i got it straight away. i got a joke for you.
Ole was working at the fish plant up north in Dulut when he accidentally cut off all ten of his fingers.
He went to the emergency room in the Clinic and when he got there the Norsky doctor looked at Ole and said, "Let's have the fingers and I'll see what I can do."
Ole said, "I haven't got the fingers."
"What do you mean you haven't got the fingers?" he said. "It's 2006, I've got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could have put them back on and made you like new! Why didn't you bring the fingers?"
Ole says ... "How da f...ck was I suppose to pick them up?
i hope it at least brought a smile to your face. x
2006-07-23 00:08:44 · answer #1 · answered by luckylu2k3 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny?
2006-07-23 00:03:43 · answer #2 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute!
2006-07-23 00:21:45 · answer #3 · answered by shawnabobonna 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a very good one — and mostly true !!!
thank You for this joke ... on a hot and terrible Sunday morning ...
2006-07-23 00:14:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha....please help...hahahahaha..I'm dying here!
2006-07-23 00:33:33 · answer #5 · answered by Soso 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now that was a good joke
2006-07-23 00:15:31 · answer #6 · answered by tuthutop 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke..
2006-07-23 00:15:11 · answer #7 · answered by griffinswinsky 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good joke
2006-07-23 00:27:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah sure it is
2006-07-23 00:03:02 · answer #9 · answered by Nocturnal Supremacy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
VERY FUNNY ISNT IT ???? !!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-07-23 00:08:35 · answer #10 · answered by HarRY 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋