Entertainment & Music - 20 July 2006

A lady was on a plane, arriving from Switzerland. She found herself seated next to a nice priest. She asked him, " Excuse me Father, could I ask you a favour? "
The priest replied, " Of course my child. What can I do for you ? "
I have a small problem and wonder whether you could help. I bought myself a new sophisticated women's hair remover gadget, for which I paid an enormous sum of money. I have really gone over the customs duty declaration limits. As I do not have enough money to pay duty, I am worried that they will confiscate it at customs. Do you think you could hide it under your cassock (A black garment reaching down to the ankles; worn by priests or choristers) ? "
The priest replied, " Of course I could, my child. But, you must realize that being a priest, I can not lie ! "
The lady said, " You have such an honest face Father. I am sure they will not ask you any questions "
So, she gave him the ' Hair remover ' gadget, which the priest put under his cassock.
The aircraft arrived at its destination. The priest presented himself to one of the customs officers. He asked the priest, " Father, do you have anything to declare ? "
The priest replied truthfully, " Son . . . . from the top of my head to my sash, I have nothing to declare "
Finding this reply strange, the customs officer asked, " And from the sash down father, what do you have ?"
Again the priest replied truthfully, " Son . . . . I have there a marvellous little instrument destined for use by women, but . . . . Which has never been used ! "
Breaking out in laughter, the customs officer said, " Go ahead Father. Next person please . . . . . !!! "

2006-07-20 22:11:02 · 10 answers · asked by easyboy 4 in Jokes & Riddles

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2006-07-20 22:03:49 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

OK, 10 points goes to the first person that can make me laugh out loud! GOOD LUCK!

2006-07-20 22:00:58 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-07-20 22:00:56 · 16 answers · asked by Singapore_Lady 3 in Music

I like Sailor Moon, Dragonball Z, Digimon, and Yugioh! of all the animes I just named I like the original Japanese because the English versions are kiddie and retarded. I like South Park, American Dad, Family Guy, and also Inuyasha in the Japanese

2006-07-20 21:59:19 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

I've always found Mr. Burns from the Simpsons particularly demented......

2006-07-20 21:59:16 · 16 answers · asked by troutpotato 4 in Comics & Animation

2006-07-20 21:56:43 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

2006-07-20 21:56:26 · 21 answers · asked by Professor Chaos386 4 in Polls & Surveys

i really REALLY love her i collect her thingsto just wondering if any1 else loves her and if they noe a good place in cali to look for her merchandise??

2006-07-20 21:55:42 · 8 answers · asked by Savannah J 1 in Movies

To me, "Sexual Healing" by Marvin Gaye.

2006-07-20 21:55:30 · 26 answers · asked by Apple Pie 2 in Music

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2006-07-20 21:54:30 · 16 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-20 21:54:25 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

Jack keeps shooting at the monkey.....yet he can't die....why is he still immortal when clearly the other members of the crew are mortal? Wasn't the curse lifted at the end of the 1st movie?

2006-07-20 21:53:54 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

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paris hilton or shannan doherty

2006-07-20 21:52:25 · 18 answers · asked by sweet angel 2 in Polls & Surveys

i am afraid of enjections and i have 3 injections today what can i do?

2006-07-20 21:49:51 · 5 answers · asked by star 1 in Other - Entertainment

2006-07-20 21:48:56 · 18 answers · asked by cc 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-20 21:48:46 · 4 answers · asked by missouri060 1 in Movies

its within a month from today could be july or august ???

2006-07-20 21:48:02 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

Big Brother seems to have been a flop and Celebrity Love Island is a non starter. Is the bell tolling for these type of programmes?

2006-07-20 21:47:48 · 17 answers · asked by Mozzy 3 in Television

A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him, and says, "Hey, wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The man says back to the blind man, "Look buddy, I'm blonde. The man behind me is a 400-pound professional wrestler and he is blonde. The bouncer is blonde. The man sitting over to your left is also blonde. Still wanna tell that blonde joke?"

The blind man is silent for a moment and then says, "Nah, I wouldn't want to have to explain it five times."

2006-07-20 21:46:08 · 4 answers · asked by sistah2sista 1 in Jokes & Riddles

I need as many people to answer as possible cuz I am doing a survey. all age ranges.

2006-07-20 21:45:20 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-20 21:44:04 · 3 answers · asked by kaku 2040 1 in Other - Entertainment

any kind, board,computer,kids,adults, whatever :)

2006-07-20 21:42:56 · 53 answers · asked by cc 6 in Polls & Surveys

uh... you got one right here?

where are my buddies?

i want me mummy!!! buhoo?

2006-07-20 21:40:43 · 21 answers · asked by wheezer 2 in Polls & Surveys

Two men walk into a pet shop in Dingle, Ireland.
They head to the bird section, and Gerry says to Paddy, "Dat's dem." The owner comes over and asks if he can help them.
"Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere," says Gerry.
The owner puts the budgies in a paper bag.
Paddy and Gerry pay for the birds, leave the shop
and get into Gerry's truck to drive to the top of Connor's Pass.
At Connor's Pass, Gerry looks down at the 1000 foot
drop and says,"Dis ooks like a grand place."
He takes the birds out of the bag, puts them on his
shoulders and jumps off the cliff.
Paddy watches as Gerry falls all the way to the
bottom, killing himself stone dead.
Looking down at the remains of his best pal,
Paddy shakes his head and says,
"Fook dat. Dis budgie jumping is too fook'n dangerous for me!"
Moment's later, Seamus arrives up at Connor's Pass.
He's been to the pet shop too, and walks up to the edge of the cliff,
carrying another paper bag in one hand and a shotgun in the other.
"Hi, Paddy. Watch dis" Seamus says.
He takes a parrot from the bag and throws himself
over the edge of the cliff.
Paddy watches as half way down, Seamus takes the gun
and shoots the parrot.
Seamus continues to plummet down and down, until he
hits the bottom, and breaks every bone in his body.
Paddy shakes his head and says,
"And I'm never trying dat parrotshooting either!"
Paddy is just getting over the shock of losing two
friends, when Sean O'Driscoll appears.
He's also been to the pet shop, and is carrying a
paper bag out of which he pulls a chicken.
Sean O'Driscoll then hurls himself off the cliff and disappears down
and down, until he hits a rock and breaks his spine.
Once more Paddy shakes his head in disbelief,
"Fook dat, lads.
Dese adventure sports are too dangerous for me .
first dere was Gerry with his budgie jumping, ...
den Seamus and his parrotshooting, and now Sean and
his fook'n hengliding

2006-07-20 21:40:04 · 23 answers · asked by flange2034 2 in Jokes & Riddles

i need midi song by the verve called histi
ory any body help me

2006-07-20 21:40:00 · 2 answers · asked by adamahab2006 1 in Music