see if this one makes u giggle?

Question

Two men walk into a pet shop in Dingle, Ireland.
They head to the bird section, and Gerry says to Paddy, "Dat's dem." The owner comes over and asks if he can help them.
"Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere," says Gerry.
The owner puts the budgies in a paper bag.
Paddy and Gerry pay for the birds, leave the shop
and get into Gerry's truck to drive to the top of Connor's Pass.
At Connor's Pass, Gerry looks down at the 1000 foot
drop and says,"Dis ooks like a grand place."
He takes the birds out of the bag, puts them on his
shoulders and jumps off the cliff.
Paddy watches as Gerry falls all the way to the
bottom, killing himself stone dead.
Looking down at the remains of his best pal,
Paddy shakes his head and says,
"Fook dat. Dis budgie jumping is too fook'n dangerous for me!"
Moment's later, Seamus arrives up at Connor's Pass.
He's been to the pet shop too, and walks up to the edge of the cliff,
carrying another paper bag in one hand and a shotgun in the other.
"Hi, Paddy. Watch dis" Seamus says.
He takes a parrot from the bag and throws himself
over the edge of the cliff.
Paddy watches as half way down, Seamus takes the gun
and shoots the parrot.
Seamus continues to plummet down and down, until he
hits the bottom, and breaks every bone in his body.
Paddy shakes his head and says,
"And I'm never trying dat parrotshooting either!"
Paddy is just getting over the shock of losing two
friends, when Sean O'Driscoll appears.
He's also been to the pet shop, and is carrying a
paper bag out of which he pulls a chicken.
Sean O'Driscoll then hurls himself off the cliff and disappears down
and down, until he hits a rock and breaks his spine.
Once more Paddy shakes his head in disbelief,
"Fook dat, lads.
Dese adventure sports are too dangerous for me .
first dere was Gerry with his budgie jumping, ...
den Seamus and his parrotshooting, and now Sean and
his fook'n hengliding

Answer 1

Ann, I'm Irish and that has to be the best Irish joke I've seen in years, I've got tears streaming down my face.

Thanksi

Answer 2

Great, definitely funny... how abt this one:

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children.

"You all have obsessions," he observed.

To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named you daughter Candy."

He turned to the second Mom Ann, "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."

He turned to the third Mom, Joyce, "Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy."

At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered,
"Come on, Dick, we're leaving."

Answer 3

Apparently, Ken Dodd liked this one.

Answer 4

Tee hee giggle giggle

Yeah just a little.

Answer 5

Very funny lol

Answer 6

Freaking awesome....I especially loved all the fowl language :)

Answer 7

Get yourself a quail, ann

Answer 8

Needs editing but it is amusing.

Answer 9

giggle giggle very cute lol check ya later ♥

Answer 10

Hey this is a joke of a class i ever heard. i love those accent.
Ofcourse hilarious too...........

Cheers!!!

Answer 11

funny