A lady was on a plane, arriving from Switzerland. She found herself seated next to a nice priest. She asked him, " Excuse me Father, could I ask you a favour? "
The priest replied, " Of course my child. What can I do for you ? "
I have a small problem and wonder whether you could help. I bought myself a new sophisticated women's hair remover gadget, for which I paid an enormous sum of money. I have really gone over the customs duty declaration limits. As I do not have enough money to pay duty, I am worried that they will confiscate it at customs. Do you think you could hide it under your cassock (A black garment reaching down to the ankles; worn by priests or choristers) ? "
The priest replied, " Of course I could, my child. But, you must realize that being a priest, I can not lie ! "
The lady said, " You have such an honest face Father. I am sure they will not ask you any questions "
So, she gave him the ' Hair remover ' gadget, which the priest put under his cassock.
The aircraft arrived at its destination. The priest presented himself to one of the customs officers. He asked the priest, " Father, do you have anything to declare ? "
The priest replied truthfully, " Son . . . . from the top of my head to my sash, I have nothing to declare "
Finding this reply strange, the customs officer asked, " And from the sash down father, what do you have ?"
Again the priest replied truthfully, " Son . . . . I have there a marvellous little instrument destined for use by women, but . . . . Which has never been used ! "
Breaking out in laughter, the customs officer said, " Go ahead Father. Next person please . . . . . !!! "
2006-07-20 22:11:02 · 10 answers · asked by easyboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Please i will be posting one every day as it costs me (-) 5 points!!
2006-07-20 22:37:16 · update #1
lol it's pretty funny and who cares about losing 5 points? you get three back when you choose a best answer, i post 5 or 6 some days ah well so no pity on you lol check ya later ♥
2006-07-20 22:49:02 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lmao dat was a gud 1.
2006-07-28 16:24:38 · answer #2 · answered by Rose 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2006-07-28 18:49:54 · answer #3 · answered by Lindsay 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2006-07-28 11:35:54 · answer #4 · answered by CrzyCowboy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol that was good! Keep them coming! \m/
2006-07-21 05:31:43 · answer #5 · answered by Hotfreak 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wish I had points to waste
2006-07-27 08:48:11 · answer #6 · answered by roy_alice_mills 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dat was a good dug! :-)
Dig on!
2006-07-22 04:37:19 · answer #7 · answered by Hibernating Ladybird 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL....that was really funny, keep it up.
2006-07-26 10:42:56 · answer #8 · answered by NBGirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GOOD ONE! Do you have more?
2006-07-21 05:17:37 · answer #9 · answered by exquisite pianist 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.....good one
2006-07-28 01:28:08 · answer #10 · answered by stephie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋