Entertainment & Music - 20 July 2006

Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), "Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me the bill."

So, the bartender does just that and hands the man a bill for $37. The drunk says, "I haven't got it." The bartender slaps the guy around a few times then throws him out into the street.

The very next day the same drunk walks into the bar and once again says (with a drunken slur), "Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me the bill."

The bartender looks at the guy and figures to himself that he can't possibly be stupid enough to pull the same trick twice so he gives him the benefit of the doubt, pours a round of drinks for the house, has a drink himself and hands the drunk a bill for $37.

The drunk says, "I haven't got it."

The bartender can't believe it, so he picks the guy up, beats the living day lights out of him, and throws him out into the street.

The next day the same drunk walks back into the same bar and says (with a drunken slur), "Bartender, buy every one in the house a drink, give me the bill."

In disgust the bartender says, "What, no drink for me this time?'

The drunk replies, "No, you get violent when you drink."

2006-07-20 22:38:55 · 8 answers · asked by ethermanx 3 in Jokes & Riddles

about his movies and dance his lifestyle .

2006-07-20 22:35:58 · 6 answers · asked by will_be_frends 1 in Celebrities

2006-07-20 22:35:57 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

Cuz it's to cold out tide....come on ,give me a break, there's kids watching.......!!!

2006-07-20 22:35:30 · 6 answers · asked by guvner_46 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-07-20 22:34:21 · 15 answers · asked by jean 1 in Movies

I was just wonderin wat every 1 thaut about this king koopa or chamillionaire guy and i was wonderin who thinks mike jones is better my thots aside i hate them both butt if i had to pick i would say koopa mike jones is a fat ***** gorilla that just keep sayin his name

2006-07-20 22:30:28 · 3 answers · asked by Rashaud 1 in Music

2006-07-20 22:30:00 · 5 answers · asked by E.F. Landeros 3 in Other - Entertainment

Its annoying i went here an i went to school an ppl were surpised i was mixed an surprise i didn't wear a dress an some stockings !! I was like WHAT r u on? They r so annoying at times but american ppl can be nice. Why do yall think the stupidest things about us like the bad teeth thing to!

2006-07-20 22:27:48 · 12 answers · asked by London qirl . 5 in Polls & Surveys

Are they a real invention?

2006-07-20 22:25:50 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

thank u !!!!!!!!

2006-07-20 22:24:32 · 5 answers · asked by sadgal 3 in Music

2006-07-20 22:23:44 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

If you're broadcasting your thoughts, besides just audio thoughts, are visual thoughts broadcasted too?

For example, I think the word "cat", and think of an image of a cat playing with yarn. Does a person see that?

2006-07-20 22:23:37 · 7 answers · asked by AxisofOddity 5 in Polls & Surveys

I need my Ross Kemp fix!!!!!!!!!!

2006-07-20 22:23:18 · 5 answers · asked by chelle0980 6 in Television

2006-07-20 22:22:41 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?''

When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.

A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep.

Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!''

The Teacher fainted.

2006-07-20 22:21:13 · 16 answers · asked by renee 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-07-20 22:20:45 · 21 answers · asked by agliotti 3 in Other - Entertainment

A man was sitting in a bar and noticed a group of people using sign language. He also noticed that the bartender was using sign language to speak to them.
When the bartender returned to him, the man asked how he had learned to use sign language. The bartender explained that these were regular customers and had taught him to speak in sign. The man thought that was great.
A few minutes later the man noticed that the people in the group were waving their hands around very wildly.
The bartender looked over and signed "Now cut that out! I warned you!" and threw the group out of the bar.
The man asked why he had done that and the bartender said, "If I told them once I told them 100 times - NO SINGING IN THE BAR!"

2006-07-20 22:19:51 · 8 answers · asked by flange2034 2 in Jokes & Riddles

I have just watched some episods on itv 3 and want to find out something but first i need to know the answer to the question i have just asked.

2006-07-20 22:18:36 · 37 answers · asked by stargater 1 in Television

Can't think what car it is, but she's absolutely stunning. they should have credits on adverts.

2006-07-20 22:18:00 · 5 answers · asked by nick w 1 in Television

I am thinking of requesting ***** IT by Eamon. which is the best?????

2006-07-20 22:17:49 · 17 answers · asked by Marilyn Monroe 2 in Music

Sexy! _____!
Sexy! _____!

2006-07-20 22:17:30 · 28 answers · asked by ? 5 in Music

I lack inspiration this morning, that's all!

2006-07-20 22:16:24 · 26 answers · asked by cmilja m 6 in Jokes & Riddles

mine is pets wat is yours just curious

2006-07-20 22:15:31 · 21 answers · asked by Savannah J 1 in Polls & Surveys

I'm 1/8 French, 1/8 German, 1/4 Assyrian, and I don't know the other half.

I'm just curious to know what kinds of interesting mixes of cultures and lineage people are. :)

2006-07-20 22:15:25 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-20 22:15:25 · 6 answers · asked by kelly 1 in Celebrities

2006-07-20 22:14:36 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Tell me i'm interested.

2006-07-20 22:14:33 · 4 answers · asked by London qirl . 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-20 22:14:20 · 15 answers · asked by Professor Chaos386 4 in Polls & Surveys

its when craig and smokey are sitting in the living room and the music video comes on the tv. the only part i remember off of it is "anotha day dolla holla if you hear me" then he says somethin about riding in a hoop. and hes like "lazy so crazy get with the program damn, its about 10 to 5" or somethin like that.

2006-07-20 22:13:31 · 2 answers · asked by htown2calijuslikeroberthorry 2 in Music

2006-07-20 22:11:49 · 12 answers · asked by LoLa 2 in Television