Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?''
When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!''
The Teacher fainted.
2006-07-20 22:21:13 · 16 answers · asked by renee 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
tell ur yahoo friends about my joke so they can see if its funny too
2006-07-20 22:29:15 · update #1
ya, its funny, how abt this one:
Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end and put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.
Lady 1: What's that?
Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Lady 1: Where did you get it?
Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.
The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely she is, after all, over 80 years of age, but very delicately asks what brand she prefers.
Lady 1: Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel.
The pharmacist fainted
2006-07-20 22:40:56 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Joe took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked Joe.
"I want to get weighed," she said. They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize.
Next, the couple went on the Ferris wheel. When the ride was over, Joe again asked Kim what she would like to do.
"I want to get weighed," she said.
Back to the weight guesser they went. Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and Joe lost his dollar.
The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to go next. "I want to get weighed," she responded.
By this time, Joe figured she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake.
Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, "How'd it go?"
Kim responded, "Oh, Waura, it was wousy."
2006-07-21 06:17:34 · answer #2 · answered by ethermanx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This joke dates back to the 1930's but it is always good for a chuckle.
2006-07-21 07:28:02 · answer #3 · answered by JVHawai'i 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a great joke. Continue posting jokes funny as this one.
2006-07-21 06:10:15 · answer #4 · answered by Sasha 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ya very funny lol
2006-07-21 06:35:21 · answer #5 · answered by hero_with_zero 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh !
man
you are good ?
I would say it is the funniest thing I ever heard
2006-07-21 07:41:05 · answer #6 · answered by Tanisha M 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO THATS THE FUNNEST THING I'VE HEARD ALL DAY LOL GOOD ONE MATE! god bless ur joking soul!
2006-07-21 05:50:48 · answer #7 · answered by London qirl . 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kinda old sorry sweetpea i even posted this joke sorry sorry check ya later â¥
2006-07-21 05:44:51 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahah.....thats the funniest joke i've heard all the day. nice one gal.
2006-07-21 07:00:23 · answer #9 · answered by meg 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes... very funny... heard it before but very funny.
2006-07-21 05:35:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋