Entertainment & Music - 19 July 2006

A Mother-in-law decides to see if her three son-in-law's love her or at least appreciate her...

The next day while strolling along the river with her first son-in-law, she lets herself fall into the water and starts to drown.

Without hesitation, the son-in-law jumps in the river and saves his mother-in-law.

The next day, in front of his house, he finds a new car, a City Honda, with a little note on the windshield: Thank-you on behalf of your mother-in-law.

She undertakes the same scenario with her second eldest son-in-law. This one too, dives into the river and saves his mother-in-law. The next day, he too, in front of his house, finds a new car: the same City Honda with a little note on the windshield: Thank-you on behalf of your mother-in-law.

The same scenario occurs with the third son-in-law, she falls in the water and starts to drown. He watches his mother-in-law drown while thinking to himself: I've been waiting a long time for this!

The next day, in front of his house, he sees a brand new Mercedez with a little note on the windshield: Thank-you on behalf of your father-in-law.

2006-07-19 11:02:04 · 11 answers · asked by neha 3 in Jokes & Riddles

...and why?

2006-07-19 11:01:49 · 26 answers · asked by rainfingers 4 in Polls & Surveys

i like exercise

2006-07-19 11:01:16 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-19 11:01:15 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

As soon as I get out of it
Before company comes over
Only when bribed or threatened .....

Thank you in advance!

2006-07-19 11:00:59 · 89 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i love panic! at the disco. who else loves them. i also like a bunch of other groups. of course there all alternative rock. i LOVE alternative rock. oh and i also like afi the killers fallout boy and a whole lot more im not going to name all of them.

2006-07-19 11:00:41 · 21 answers · asked by lizard breath!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i! 1 in Music

Mine would have to be Akira...

2006-07-19 11:00:41 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

On my favorite shirt I got a stain with permanent paint.

There has to be someway to get it out

So how do you get it out?

2006-07-19 11:00:10 · 6 answers · asked by diiiiilooooch 3 in Music

2006-07-19 10:59:54 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-07-19 10:59:49 · 4 answers · asked by rainfingers 4 in Polls & Surveys

say something that you would think would make me pick you for the best answer

2006-07-19 10:59:16 · 9 answers · asked by bubblesgalore222 1 in Other - Entertainment

2006-07-19 10:57:37 · 18 answers · asked by Valkyrie 4 in Polls & Surveys

Where the grasshopper plays a violin singing "The world owes me a living" then relies on the ant to get him through the winter

2006-07-19 10:57:31 · 6 answers · asked by STEPHEN Jona Jones 2 in Comics & Animation

Thank you in advance!

2006-07-19 10:57:19 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-19 10:57:03 · 24 answers · asked by PANDABEAR 5 in Polls & Surveys

thanx

2006-07-19 10:56:50 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

An older but very good movie.

2006-07-19 10:56:34 · 6 answers · asked by canadarikki 2 in Movies

"Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a pair of curtains"
"Go home and pull yourself together"!

"Doctor, I broke my legs in 3 places"
"Well you shouldn't have gone to those places"

Anymore you can think of?

2006-07-19 10:54:42 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

He walked out of a Clerks II screening. And not just walked out. He made a bit of a scene.

http://silentbobspeaks.com/

You can read Kevin Smith's blog about it and hear a radio interview with Mr. Siegel.

My Question is...Do you think this was unprofessional? I do.

2006-07-19 10:54:30 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

What is his specialization?

I'm a doctor myself, but I was wondering what exactly is his specialization? He seems to be everywhere, his fellows/residents do all the labs, most of the invasive procedures, you can even see them in the OR. I know it's somewhat of a advanced department in the hospital, I just want to know exactly what it is. Thanks!

2006-07-19 10:54:29 · 4 answers · asked by fundoctor 2 in Television

2006-07-19 10:54:27 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

btw.....where is kira i haven't seen him in the first few episode....dido wit lacus and sai and all da other characters...why is orb still here isn't this planet distroyed...how is cagalli still the princess of orb and still rules a planet when the planets' gone....

2006-07-19 10:54:12 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

Is it becoz they're too overated?
Their music suxs?
They love to take off their clothes?

They've been around for quite along time, since early 90s. And alot of people say they're emo, are they? thought they were punk/rock.

Now that they're on haitus, i just want to say (as a fan / not a big fan) thanks for the good memories, fun music/times.

2006-07-19 10:53:51 · 25 answers · asked by Paula 7 in Music

Thank you in advance!

2006-07-19 10:53:49 · 52 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-19 10:53:45 · 7 answers · asked by american eagle 3 in Celebrities

"honey, i'm home"

2006-07-19 10:53:14 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Any reason why?

Thank you in advance!

2006-07-19 10:49:38 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i havent listened to them yet (just asking)

2006-07-19 10:49:10 · 6 answers · asked by Lilli 1 in Music

I love that I sing along to these songs that have been around on the radio forever - but when I actually listen/examine the lyrics I have no idea what they are talking about!

2006-07-19 10:49:04 · 5 answers · asked by slipstreamer 7 in Music

If so, what do you think of the story lines? Any ideas on the mindset of the author? Is there a point to the stories? Share what you feel.

2006-07-19 10:49:04 · 1 answers · asked by Isna 2 in Comics & Animation