2006-07-19 10:54:27 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
two dyslexics in a car, one says "can you smell petrol?" and the other one says "come off it, i can't even smell my own name!"
2006-07-19 15:54:32 · answer #1 · answered by sir_harold_of_yore 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
What about the dyslexic atheist plagued by insomnia who stayed up at night wondering if there really is a dog?
2006-07-19 12:32:57 · answer #2 · answered by Gorgeous 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what about the dyslexic guy who bought a rac
2006-07-19 11:46:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Or the dyslexic pimp who bought a warehouse?
2006-07-19 11:01:39 · answer #4 · answered by Only Asking 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, this is TRUE though, I read about 5 biker chicks in America who went to get matching tatoo's, when they looked, the tatoo artist had done "Stan's Slaves". Oh I would not want to be in his shoes.
2006-07-19 10:58:28 · answer #5 · answered by spiegy2000 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah, did you hear about the dysexic man who walked into a bra?
2006-07-19 10:58:03 · answer #6 · answered by fae 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i bought it back
im not called satan for nothing you know
2006-07-19 10:58:23 · answer #7 · answered by itsa o 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WEIRDO
2006-07-19 11:12:59 · answer #8 · answered by Alex P 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋