"Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a pair of curtains"
"Go home and pull yourself together"!
"Doctor, I broke my legs in 3 places"
"Well you shouldn't have gone to those places"
Anymore you can think of?
2006-07-19 10:54:42 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"I walked into a bar last night .... it was an iron bar"
Woman to doctor: " I've got a pain in my back'
Doctor : "It's your age"
Woman : " I want a second opinion"
Doctor : " Alright, you're bleeding ugly as well"
"She was a real beauty, lovely hair tumbling all down her back ....... none on her head, just down her back!"
2006-07-19 11:19:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Tommy Cooper Catchphrase
2016-11-15 09:57:44 · answer #2 · answered by buddemeyer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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Tommy Cooper jokes and catchphrases?
"Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a pair of curtains"
"Go home and pull yourself together"!
"Doctor, I broke my legs in 3 places"
"Well you shouldn't have gone to those places"
Anymore you can think of?
2015-08-20 07:02:37 · answer #3 · answered by Skelly 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man goes to the doc, with a strawberry growing out of his head. Doc says 'I'll give you some cream to put on it.'
He said 'I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library.' I thought 'That's a turn-up for the books.A policeman stopped me the other night, he taps on the window of the car and says: 'Would you please blow into this bag, Sir'. I said: 'What for, Officer?' He says: 'My chips are too hot'.I got stopped again last night by another policeman. He says: 'I'd like to follow you to the nearest Police Station'. I said 'What For?'. He said: 'I've forgotten the way'.
2006-07-19 11:03:57 · answer #4 · answered by deziiarnez1114 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tommy: I went to the dentist the other day, he said "your teeth are fine, but your gums will have to come out"
2006-07-19 11:42:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I went to a Restaurant the other night and ordered everything in French. It surprised them all, it was a Chinese Restaurant!!
2006-07-19 11:09:01 · answer #6 · answered by gcfcjohn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cant think of any off the top of my head but just wanted to say i think he was the best ever,just to look at him without him even saying a word had me in stitches,his bodged magic tricks were the best,dont think anyone could ever come close to him
2006-07-19 11:02:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I went to the dentist and he told me to sit in the chair and say AHH
I said why
He said cos my dogs dead
2006-07-19 11:07:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2017-02-17 16:12:42 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
man goes to the doctors and says i keep having this dream where this beautiful woman keeps coming towards me and i push her away, she comes towards me again and i push her away and this goes on all night. so the doctor says what do you want me to do about it? so the man says break my arms.
2006-07-19 11:00:58 · answer #10 · answered by seti 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋