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"honey, i'm home"

2006-07-19 10:53:14 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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i like most of ur jokes!! especially the one when u put down.. will those things get u mad? i was LMAO at work while i was reading it!! come on, try to come up with those jokes!!

2006-07-19 12:24:21 · answer #1 · answered by Jade 5 · 4 2

What's Your Name?

2006-07-19 14:24:43 · answer #2 · answered by Lindsey 3 · 1 0

good one.
I would think the 3 words for a one night stand would be: "I love you" 'cause nobody want to hear that with a one night stand. The other person is gonna think you're crazy and kick you out of bed.

Another 3 words can be another guy's name because if you are married, you're not gonna want to hear that your girl is cheating on you.

Someone might say the worst 3 words might be "Your first time?"

And someone might say these are the 3 worst words: "honey, i'm pregnant." And the guy is gonna say "Already? Are you crazy?"

Another one is "Man, you're bad(at this)".

2006-07-19 10:55:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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2016-11-02 09:02:20 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

"gotta go pee, let me up". More than 3, but still don't want to hear them.

2006-07-19 10:57:13 · answer #5 · answered by jorettah2001 3 · 1 0

Kiss my rash

2006-07-19 10:56:07 · answer #6 · answered by mitchskram 3 · 1 0

thats for shure

2006-07-19 12:30:56 · answer #7 · answered by justwondering 2 · 0 1

You're supposed to let other people answer your question!!!!!!

2006-07-19 10:56:55 · answer #8 · answered by ♀♫♥divaK♥♫♀ 1 · 0 1

Or... "dad whatcha doin?"
Or... "mom, we're home!"

2006-07-19 10:56:38 · answer #9 · answered by aprilc232 3 · 1 0

isit in yet

2006-07-19 10:55:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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