Entertainment & Music - 18 July 2006

Whodunnit? J.R., Jamie, Julia, Dixie, Zach, David, Tad, Erica, or even Josh?

2006-07-18 05:19:33 · 6 answers · asked by Special nobody 5 in Television

My husband told his colleaugues that my wife likes bon jovi and we are going for a concert on 29th July...they started saying that we should have seen it 20 years back , he is from 80's , i felt bad. Do people not like classics ? i am getting old ? My age is 28.

2006-07-18 05:19:21 · 11 answers · asked by Pia 1 in Music

I'm a musician but I never understood what's Indie music.
I know it's a genre, but how is it like? Could you give me some examples?
I see it very frequently at purevolume.com, where my artist profile is.
Link to my profile: http://www.purevolume.com/gt_for_music

2006-07-18 05:19:15 · 3 answers · asked by gt 2 in Music

My cousins and I want to make a movie with our video camera. We love making FUNNY movies. But, we can't think of any ideas. We are just at our house so we can't do anything TOTALLY crazy.

2006-07-18 05:19:13 · 7 answers · asked by mayemerald29 2 in Movies

What's your life's theme song?

Mine is "Goodbye to Love" by the Carpenters

2006-07-18 05:18:22 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

BEST GETS ten points!!

2006-07-18 05:18:09 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-18 05:17:50 · 36 answers · asked by Daveyluverx3AFI♥ 3 in Music

2006-07-18 05:17:20 · 14 answers · asked by Demon Of Light 1 in Music

2006-07-18 05:16:45 · 19 answers · asked by Freakmonkey431 1 in Movies

2006-07-18 05:16:38 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

My friends compel me to come to that movie .. is it good... ??

2006-07-18 05:16:34 · 6 answers · asked by Newcomer 1 in Movies

2006-07-18 05:14:53 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

im with kazaa but am looking for a song they dont have listed

2006-07-18 05:14:13 · 4 answers · asked by Vickie H 3 in Music

Find your Moon Sign and it's meaning in relation to your sun sign Here:

http://www.novareinna.com/constellation/virgomoon.html
(substitute type in YOUR sign for Virgo, here)
(only goes to Libra currently, sorry!)

And tell me About your moon sign, and your celeb sun/moon match!

Mine is Virgo Sun, Cancer Moon.
The celeb(s) who shares this aspect is/are: Adam Sandler (also born the same day as me, diff. year) and Keanu Reeves to name some.

Virgo/Cancer Moon
The Virgo Sun/Cancer Moon combination results in a sensitive but harmonious personality...one which can both think and feel very deeply. Here, the intelligence, analytical insight and discrimination inherent in Virgo blends nicely with the emotional sensitivity associated with Cancer. These natives possess a receptive temperament often heavily influenced by outside conditions or other people with whom they come in contact.The combination of practical intelligence with feeling and a vivid imagination can support success

2006-07-18 05:13:42 · 6 answers · asked by Pent Up Princess 4 in Horoscopes

Making Love to a Woman
MAKING COFFEE
Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman. It's got to be hot. You've got to take your time. You've got to stir.. gently, and firmly.

You've got to grind your beans until they squeak. And then you put in the milk.

LAYING A CARPET
Laying a carpet is.. very much like making love to a beautiful woman.

You check the dimensions, lay her out on the floor, pin her down, nail her, then walk all over her. If you're adventurous - like me - you might like to try an underlay.

HANGING WALLPAPER
Well, hanging wallpaper is also very much like making love to a beautiful woman.

Clean all the relevant surfaces, spread her out on the table, cover her with paste, and stick her up. Then you clean your brush, light your pipe, stand back and admire your handiwork.

PUTTING UP A TENT
Putting up a tent, is.. very much like making love to a beautiful woman.

You rent her, unzip the door, put up your pole an'.. slip in to the old bag.

WASHING A CAR
Washing a car, is very much like making love to a beautiful woman.

You've got to caress the bodywork. Breathe softly and gently. And give every inch of it your loving attention. And make sure you've got a nice wet sponge.

BEING IN THERAPY
And yet, having therapy is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You.. get on the couch, string 'em along with some half-lies and evasions, probe some deep dark holes, and then hand over all your money.

BEING IN A CRASH
Going to the brink of death and back, in a nine car pile-up on a dual carriage-way, is.. very much like making love to a beautiful woman.

First of all, brace yourself, hold on tight - particularly if it's a rear-ender. And pray you make contact with her twin airbags as soon as possible.

GOING FISHING
Going fishing was very much like making love to a beautiful woman.

First of all, clean and inspect your tackle, carefully pull back your rod cover, and remove any dirt or gunge that may have built up whilst not in use. Then, extend your rod to its full length, and check that there are no kinks or any wear. Particularly at the base, where the grip is usually applied.

Make sure you've got a decent float, the appropriate bait, and that there's plenty of shot in your bag.

2006-07-18 05:13:27 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I'd like to know more about Orlando Bloom...more than I've searched on the Internet at least. So if anybody has any info or anything...please tell me...I'd love to know.

2006-07-18 05:13:18 · 8 answers · asked by ElizabethTurner 1 in Celebrities

after the break-up when you two know there is something special there and the break-up was just stupid?

>>I just can't get enough people to answer!!<

2006-07-18 05:12:18 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

include plots too

2006-07-18 05:12:16 · 14 answers · asked by Figneuton 3 in Movies

It's between 0 and 150.The first correct answer gets 10 points.

2006-07-18 05:12:12 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. "The cucumber has left the salad."

2. "Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out."

3. "Your soldier ain't so unknown now."

4. "Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells."

5. "Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!"

6. "Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.

7. "You've got your fly set for Monica instead of Hillary."

8. "You've got a security breach at Los Pantaloons."

9. "I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?"

10. "Men are From Mars, women can see Your Penis."

2006-07-18 05:12:08 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-07-18 05:11:58 · 24 answers · asked by Professor Chaos386 4 in Polls & Surveys

I would like to know what anybody think about the new Pirates of the Caribbean movie, Dead Man's Chest...and also, how many times you've seen it.

2006-07-18 05:10:45 · 31 answers · asked by ElizabethTurner 1 in Movies

2006-07-18 05:10:43 · 24 answers · asked by LOL 5 in Other - Entertainment

Check your Dirty IQ!
Questions:

1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?

2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?

3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?

4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard . What am I?

5. All day long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?

6. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When You blow me you feel good. What am I?

7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What am I?

8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I?

9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. What am I?

10. I'm at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when engaged in my job. What am I?

Answers:

1. a dentist
2. a wedding ring
3. peanut butter
4.chewing gum
5. an elevator
6. a nose
7. a newspaper boy
8. a glove
9. a crane
10. a toothbrush, of course!

Now Really! Just what were you thinking?

2006-07-18 05:10:20 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

please be nice, but be honest okay!

have a nice day

2006-07-18 05:09:43 · 10 answers · asked by ? 1 in Polls & Surveys

lookin for my lost shaker of salt. some people say theres a woman to blame........ Do you like this song?

2006-07-18 05:08:54 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

just a question... =]]

2006-07-18 05:08:50 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

101 Things Not To Say During Sex
1. But everybody looks funny naked!

2. You woke me up for that?

3. Did I mention the video camera?

4. Do you smell something burning?

5. (In a janitor's closet) And they say romance is dead...

6. Try breathing through your nose.

7. A little rug burn never hurt anyone!

8. Is that a Medic-Alert Pendant?

9. Sweetheart, did you lock the back door?

10. But whipped cream makes me break out.

11. Person 1: This is your first time... right? Person 2: Yeah... today.

12. Hurry up! This room rents by the hour!

13. Can you please pass me the remote control?

14. Do you accept Visa?

15. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

16. On second thought, let's turn off the lights.

17. And to think -- I was really trying to pick up your friend!

18. So much for mouth-to-mouth.

19. (Using body paint) Try not to leave any stains, okay?

20. Hope you're as good looking when I'm sober...

21. (Holding a banana) It's just a little trick I learned at the zoo!

22. Do you get any premium movie channels?

23. Try not to smear my make-up, will ya!

24. (Preparing to incorporate peanut butter) But I just steam-cleaned this couch!

25. Got any penicillin?

26. But I just brushed my teeth...

27. Smile, you're on Candid Camera!

28. I thought you had the keys to the handcuffs!

29. I want a baby!

30. So much for the fulfillment of sexual fantasies!

31. (In a menage a trois) Why am I doing all the work?

32. Maybe we should call Dr. Ruth...

33. Did you know the ceiling needs painting?

34. I think you have it on backwards.

35. When is this supposed to feel good?

36. Put that blender back in the kitchen where it belongs!

37. You're good enough to do this for a living!

38. Is that blood on the headboard?

39. Did I remember to take my pill?

40. Are you sure I don't know you from somewhere?

41. I wish we got the Playboy channel..

42. That leak better be from the waterbed!

43. I told you it wouldn't work without batteries!

44. But my cat always sleeps on that pillow..

45. Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in this bed?

46. If you quit smoking you might have more endurance.

47. No, really.. I do this part better myself!

48. It's nice being in bed with a woman I don't have to inflate!

49. This would be more fun with a few more people.

50. You're almost as good as my ex!

51. Do you know the definition of statutory rape?

52. Is that you I smell or is it your mattress stuffed with rotten potatoes?

53. You look younger than you feel.

54. Perhaps you're just out of practice.

55. You sweat more than a galloping stallion!

56. They're not cracker crumbs, it's just a rash.

57. Now I know why he/she dumped you..

58. Does your husband own a sawed-off shotgun?

59. You give me reason to conclude that foreplay is overrated.

60. What tampon?

61. Have you ever considered liposuction?

62. And to think, I didn't even have to buy you dinner!

63. What are you planning to make for breakfast?

64. I have a confession..

65. I was so horny tonight I would have taken a duck home!

66. Are those real or am I just behind the times?

67. Were you by any chance repressed as a child?

68. Is that a hanging sculpture?

69. You'll still vote for me, won't you?

70. Did I mention my transsexual operation?

71. I really hate women who actually think sex means something!

72. Did you come yet, dear?

73. I'll tell you who I'm fanatasizing about if you tell me who you're fantasizing about..

74. A good plastic surgeon can take care of that in no time!

75. Does this count as a date?

76. Oprah Winfrey had a show about men like you!

77. Hic! I need another beer for this please.

78. I think biting is romantic -- don't you?

79. You can cook, too right?

80. When would you like to meet my parents?

81. Man: Maybe it would help if I thought about someone I really like.. Woman: Yourself?

82. Have you seen "Fatal Attraction"?

83. Sorry about the name tags, I'm not very good with names.

84. Don't mind me.. I always file my nails in bed.

85. (In a phone booth) Do you mind if I make a few phone calls?

86. I hope I didn't forget to turn the gas oven off. Do you have a light?

87. Don't worry, my dog's really friendly for a Doberman.

88. Sorry but I don't do toes!

89. You could at least ACT like you're enjoying it!

90. Petroleum jelly or no petroleum jelly, I said NO!

91. Keep it down, my mother is a light sleeper..

92. I'll bet you didn't know I work for "The Enquirer".

93. So that's why they call you Mr. Flash!

94. My old girlfriend used to do it a LOT longer!

95. Is this a sin too?

96. I've slept with more women than Wilt Chamberlain!

97. Hey, when is it going to be my friend's turn?

98. Long kisses clog my sinuses..

99. Please understand that I'm only doing this for a raise..

100. How long do you plan to be "almost there"?

101.You mean you're NOT my blind date?

2006-07-18 05:08:49 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

When you get vacation time from work, do you use it to actually go on a vacation, or just stay around home and enjoy the time off to do as you please?

2006-07-18 05:08:05 · 5 answers · asked by angelbaby 7 in Other - Entertainment

Imagine you have two vehicles in your garage, and one of them is the Batmobile. What would the other vehicle have to be (real or fictional) to walk around the Batmobile and take the other one instead? In other words, "What could possibly be cooler"?

2006-07-18 05:07:14 · 22 answers · asked by clone1973 5 in Comics & Animation