Check your Dirty IQ!
Questions:
1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?
2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?
3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?
4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard . What am I?
5. All day long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?
6. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When You blow me you feel good. What am I?
7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What am I?
8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I?
9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. What am I?
10. I'm at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when engaged in my job. What am I?
Answers:
1. a dentist
2. a wedding ring
3. peanut butter
4.chewing gum
5. an elevator
6. a nose
7. a newspaper boy
8. a glove
9. a crane
10. a toothbrush, of course!
Now Really! Just what were you thinking?
2006-07-18 05:10:20 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
please rate
2006-07-18 05:18:19 · update #1
im a STUPID HEAD
2006-07-18 05:34:40 · update #2
very good. i got them all right!!! i wish you hadn't posted the answers though. well, at least i know i'm not a perv:-)
2006-07-18 05:12:44 · answer #1 · answered by vanilla_bean_dream 5 · 4⤊ 3⤋
1 dentist
2. ring
3.peanut butter
4. chewing gum
5 an elevator
6.nose
7. news paper
8. a glove
9. a crane
10.a toothbrush
2006-07-18 05:16:53 · answer #2 · answered by brenda4ever 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good ill give u a 9 out of 10
2006-07-18 08:38:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Next time don't post answer until people have a chancne to respond. You will get those interesting answers you were realy looking for.
2006-07-18 05:20:26 · answer #4 · answered by snowdogdreams 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got the answers right! Those questions could be very misleading- but i figured they were trick questions and answered the less obvious answer. So i don't think i'm a perv!
2006-07-18 05:15:32 · answer #5 · answered by JoHanna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why'd you post answers now? I wanted to guess....funny very funny!
2006-07-18 05:14:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i got all the answers right... coz these are old.
2006-07-18 05:14:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol a good one lol
2006-07-18 05:14:29 · answer #8 · answered by Ginnykitty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny.
2006-07-18 05:23:22 · answer #9 · answered by NBGirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-07-18 05:14:53 · answer #10 · answered by let the speakers blow your mind 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋