Entertainment & Music - 15 July 2006

can anyone in hre tell me i reall want to so bad!

2006-07-15 20:16:47 · 7 answers · asked by I'm a guy 2 in Movies

you know, use my back as a donor area

2006-07-15 20:16:39 · 10 answers · asked by urmyfavorite 2 in Jokes & Riddles

sometimes a little dry compared to aussie/english humour, so when you see a show like "The Young Ones" or "Mr Bean", do you get it?

2006-07-15 20:15:57 · 21 answers · asked by kandy 2 in Television

so how do you do it?HOW DO YOU KISS?need some tips.

2006-07-15 20:15:56 · 23 answers · asked by ? 1 in Polls & Surveys

These two guys meet after not having seen each other for many
many years. First guy asks the second guy,

"How have things been going?"

The second guy speaking very slowly tells the first guy,

"I w..a..s a..l..m..o..s..t m..a..r..r..i..e..d."

The first guy says in amazement, "Hey; you don't stutter any
more."

The answer comes, " Y..e..s, I w..e..n..t t..o a
d..o..c..t..o..r a..n..d h..e t..o..l..d m..e
t..h..a..t i..f I s..p..e..a..k s..l..o..w..l..y I
w..i..l..l n..o..t s..t..u..t..t..e..r."

The first friend congratulates him and than asks again about how
he was almost married.

"W..e..l..l, m..y f..i..a..n..c..e..e a..n..d I
w..e..r..e s..i..t..t..i..n..g o..n h..e..r
p..o..r..c..h a..n..d t..h..e d..o..g w..a..s
s..c..r..a..t..c..h..i..n..g h..i..s b..a..c..k a..n..d
I t..o..l..d h..e..r t..h..a..t w..h..e..n w..e
a..r..e m..a..r..r..i..e..d, s..h..e c..o u l d
d..o t..h..a..t f..o..r m..e a..n..d s..h..e
t..h..r..e..w t..h..e r..i..n..g i..n m..y
f..a..c..e.."

"Why should she throw the ring in your face for that?" asks the
first friend.

" W..e..l..l, I s..p..e..a..k s..o s..l..o..w..l..y,
t..h..a..t b..y t..h..e t..i..m..e s..h..e
l..o..o..k..e..d a..t t..h..e d..o..g, h..e
w..a..s l..i..c..k..i..n..g h..i..s b..a..l..l..s"

2006-07-15 20:15:53 · 23 answers · asked by soccerstar 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-07-15 20:15:45 · 14 answers · asked by klunk 3 in Polls & Surveys

"Just wanna hold you tight, all day, all night, just wanna hold tight, you know." They sound like it could be Expose or the Cover Girls, but it is not them, at least not in my research. The song is from the 1980s or early, early '90s.

2006-07-15 20:14:11 · 0 answers · asked by aj1908 4 in Music

my friend told me there was but he often pulls things out of his @ss...

2006-07-15 20:14:03 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Tell me!!!!

2006-07-15 20:12:30 · 16 answers · asked by kusanagi_cute 2 in Movies

the fact that I'm 13 might help

2006-07-15 20:08:48 · 12 answers · asked by Sarah 4 in Jokes & Riddles

i heard that the longest runnig show in japan is naruto but pokemon has been there before naruto and both still going on how could that be

2006-07-15 20:07:02 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

Do you know?

2006-07-15 20:05:47 · 25 answers · asked by Jenny 4 in Other - Entertainment

Some of mIne would have to be Pumpkinhead, The Exorcist, The Entity and the original Texas Chainsaw Masacre.

2006-07-15 20:05:15 · 22 answers · asked by kandy 2 in Movies

Have you kissed a grown man before? I never did.Does it feel funny?okay, how do you breathe when you are kissing?

2006-07-15 20:04:49 · 7 answers · asked by ? 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-15 20:02:56 · 24 answers · asked by dorothy w 1 in Celebrities

laughing in the wind has been mine for a while

2006-07-15 20:02:14 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

No I don't like getting hit on!
I'm an Asian chick and I get hit on by 19 and 20 years old guys,guys who are younger than me .I also get hit on by men old enought to be my father!I rarely get hit on my men my age.This bothers me a lot, because I think this is abnormal.Do you get that to? Is this normal?

2006-07-15 20:01:12 · 11 answers · asked by ? 1 in Polls & Surveys

What is the best movie you've seen?

2006-07-15 20:00:25 · 12 answers · asked by royal_crown78 2 in Movies

theyre my favorite band after new kids on the block. they dance n look so hot

2006-07-15 20:00:15 · 16 answers · asked by asian_sensation 1 in Music

Once there was a tomato seller selling tomatoes at the local marketplace. A customer came to him and asked how much where the tomatoes.

'I don't know!' Replied the tomato seller. 'No, No, NO! Your supposed to say 20 cents, no more no less' Replied the customer and left.

Soon, another customer came. The customer asked:

'How much are the tomatoes?' Asked the customer.
'20 Cents, no more no less' Replied the tomato seller.
'Are they fresh?' Asked the customer.
'I don't know' Replied the tomato seller.
'No, No, NO. Your supposed to say Fresh, very fresh' Said the customer.

Soon another customer came.

'How much are the tomatoes?' Asked the customer.
'20 Cents, no more no less' Replied the tomato seller.
'Are they fresh?' Asked the customer.
'Fresh, very fresh' Replied the tomato seller.
'Should I buy them?' Asked the customer.
'I don't know' Answered the tomato seller.
'No, No, NO. Your supposed to say 'If you don't, somebody else will' Answered the customer.

Soon a robber came. 'How much money do you have in that cash register!?' Asked the robber.
'20 cents, No more no less' Replied the tomato seller.
'Are you fresh about it?!' Asked the robber.
'Fresh, very fresh' Said the tomato seller.
'SHOULD I KILL YOU?!?!?!' said the robber.
'If you don't, somebody else will!' Said the tomato seller.

2006-07-15 19:58:38 · 11 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

Are they still as good as ever? I haven't heard them lately.

2006-07-15 19:58:31 · 6 answers · asked by Mary* 5 in Music

2006-07-15 19:58:13 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

Little Johnny was in trouble again.....

He was charged with the rape of a grown woman, and all though the crime seemed highly improbable, the state's evidence was overwhelming.

As a last desperate move, His lady lawyer came over to the witness stand, pulled down Little Johnny's pants, and grabbed the boy's tiny penis for all to see.

"Ladies and gentlemen,"the lawyer cried turning toward the jury box, "surely you cannot believe that such a small still undeveloped organ is sexually mature?"

Growing more agitated she went on, "How could this miniature member becapable even of erection, let alone the rape of a fully grown woman."

"WATCH IT," yelped Little Johnny. "One more tweak and you'll lose the case!"

2006-07-15 19:57:58 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-07-15 19:56:57 · 9 answers · asked by eugene_rembert 1 in Polls & Surveys

U no like the ones which get you all pumped up and hyperactive.

2006-07-15 19:55:57 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-07-15 19:55:57 · 7 answers · asked by Left Footed 5 in Movies

to the first person that tells me a character from the comc book oor wullie.

2006-07-15 19:53:48 · 19 answers · asked by Reptar 4 in Comics & Animation

If it's already sour?

2006-07-15 19:53:01 · 5 answers · asked by Steelers 6 Penguins 3 6 in Jokes & Riddles

So I'm flipping channels and stumble upon this show. Can anyone tell me why the heck these two brats talk so loud? Seriously, they are like yelling when they talk. I think I may have lost some of hearing as a result. What is their major malfunction?

2006-07-15 19:51:36 · 11 answers · asked by I-Eat-Paint-Chips 3 in Television

I'LL GAVE YA 10 POINTS!!

PEACE ~OUT

2006-07-15 19:50:37 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment