These two guys meet after not having seen each other for many
many years. First guy asks the second guy,
"How have things been going?"
The second guy speaking very slowly tells the first guy,
"I w..a..s a..l..m..o..s..t m..a..r..r..i..e..d."
The first guy says in amazement, "Hey; you don't stutter any
more."
The answer comes, " Y..e..s, I w..e..n..t t..o a
d..o..c..t..o..r a..n..d h..e t..o..l..d m..e
t..h..a..t i..f I s..p..e..a..k s..l..o..w..l..y I
w..i..l..l n..o..t s..t..u..t..t..e..r."
The first friend congratulates him and than asks again about how
he was almost married.
"W..e..l..l, m..y f..i..a..n..c..e..e a..n..d I
w..e..r..e s..i..t..t..i..n..g o..n h..e..r
p..o..r..c..h a..n..d t..h..e d..o..g w..a..s
s..c..r..a..t..c..h..i..n..g h..i..s b..a..c..k a..n..d
I t..o..l..d h..e..r t..h..a..t w..h..e..n w..e
a..r..e m..a..r..r..i..e..d, s..h..e c..o u l d
d..o t..h..a..t f..o..r m..e a..n..d s..h..e
t..h..r..e..w t..h..e r..i..n..g i..n m..y
f..a..c..e.."
"Why should she throw the ring in your face for that?" asks the
first friend.
" W..e..l..l, I s..p..e..a..k s..o s..l..o..w..l..y,
t..h..a..t b..y t..h..e t..i..m..e s..h..e
l..o..o..k..e..d a..t t..h..e d..o..g, h..e
w..a..s l..i..c..k..i..n..g h..i..s b..a..l..l..s"
2006-07-15 20:15:53 · 23 answers · asked by soccerstar 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
it was just ok
2006-07-15 20:42:58 · answer #1 · answered by 4r@vz 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
10/10
2006-07-16 05:09:39 · answer #2 · answered by ankudi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha, so u r in Laugh Loudly Group
2006-07-16 03:23:38 · answer #3 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
50%
2006-07-16 03:18:41 · answer #4 · answered by cuteakoh7 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha shouldve said it faster heh
2006-07-16 03:55:22 · answer #5 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
keep writing more jokes ure funny.
2006-07-16 03:51:04 · answer #6 · answered by kathy r 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha funny
2006-07-16 04:25:09 · answer #7 · answered by kate 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! that was a joke worth reading!
2006-07-16 03:23:37 · answer #8 · answered by $ I~♥~ELMO $ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-07-16 03:25:49 · answer #9 · answered by evie ♥'s her Dodgers 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very bad
2006-07-21 17:55:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-07-16 03:19:58 · answer #11 · answered by oOtanglordOo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋