Little Johnny was in trouble again.....
He was charged with the rape of a grown woman, and all though the crime seemed highly improbable, the state's evidence was overwhelming.
As a last desperate move, His lady lawyer came over to the witness stand, pulled down Little Johnny's pants, and grabbed the boy's tiny penis for all to see.
"Ladies and gentlemen,"the lawyer cried turning toward the jury box, "surely you cannot believe that such a small still undeveloped organ is sexually mature?"
Growing more agitated she went on, "How could this miniature member becapable even of erection, let alone the rape of a fully grown woman."
"WATCH IT," yelped Little Johnny. "One more tweak and you'll lose the case!"
2006-07-15 19:57:58 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'd appreciate it if you would refrain from telling everyone about my sordid past. I KNOW I was a bad boy... Why do you have to tell everyone else?
2006-07-15 23:02:19 · answer #1 · answered by 42ITUS™ 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Cool!
2006-07-17 00:01:55 · answer #2 · answered by LiN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry sweetpea kinda old but still funny lol check ya later â¥
2006-07-15 20:00:31 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanx for sharing it...............refreshing coz i heard it for the first time and pretty funny 2!!!!!!!!!!
time to cut n paste and start emailing!
2006-07-15 21:05:52 · answer #4 · answered by tia_alld 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he could have taken the lawyer instead...
2006-07-16 15:00:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao! never heard that one before!
2006-07-15 20:16:31 · answer #6 · answered by soccerstar 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you lost me
2006-07-15 20:03:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heheh... that little johnny
2006-07-15 20:00:34 · answer #8 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
poor johnny...
2006-07-15 20:09:44 · answer #9 · answered by viki 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rofl....first time seeing it
2006-07-15 20:04:36 · answer #10 · answered by RabbitHellFoxHeaven 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋