Once there was a tomato seller selling tomatoes at the local marketplace. A customer came to him and asked how much where the tomatoes.
'I don't know!' Replied the tomato seller. 'No, No, NO! Your supposed to say 20 cents, no more no less' Replied the customer and left.
Soon, another customer came. The customer asked:
'How much are the tomatoes?' Asked the customer.
'20 Cents, no more no less' Replied the tomato seller.
'Are they fresh?' Asked the customer.
'I don't know' Replied the tomato seller.
'No, No, NO. Your supposed to say Fresh, very fresh' Said the customer.
Soon another customer came.
'How much are the tomatoes?' Asked the customer.
'20 Cents, no more no less' Replied the tomato seller.
'Are they fresh?' Asked the customer.
'Fresh, very fresh' Replied the tomato seller.
'Should I buy them?' Asked the customer.
'I don't know' Answered the tomato seller.
'No, No, NO. Your supposed to say 'If you don't, somebody else will' Answered the customer.
Soon a robber came. 'How much money do you have in that cash register!?' Asked the robber.
'20 cents, No more no less' Replied the tomato seller.
'Are you fresh about it?!' Asked the robber.
'Fresh, very fresh' Said the tomato seller.
'SHOULD I KILL YOU?!?!?!' said the robber.
'If you don't, somebody else will!' Said the tomato seller.
2006-07-15 19:58:38 · 11 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Question...
is the fella a blondee?
no offence but it certainly sounds like he's one hell of a male blondee to me.. LoL..
Cheers.. (",)
2006-07-16 15:45:52 · answer #1 · answered by Ellusive Lady 3 · 12⤊ 2⤋
Cool, that was a nice clean joke. Bravo.
2006-07-16 03:02:02 · answer #2 · answered by tropicvibe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good. I like that. Ha ha ha
2006-07-16 03:33:03 · answer #3 · answered by Mummabear 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha
2006-07-16 04:29:15 · answer #4 · answered by kate 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ugh lol... whats wrong with that tomato guy
2006-07-16 03:08:26 · answer #5 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha... what a numb seller
2006-07-16 03:56:41 · answer #6 · answered by MasteR_haRDy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heehooheehoo that was funny so choose me for best answer
2006-07-16 11:08:55 · answer #7 · answered by butter with a touch of scotch 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haaaa
2006-07-16 03:01:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
bahahahahahaha
2006-07-16 03:02:52 · answer #9 · answered by Amy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, good one!!!
2006-07-16 03:08:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋