1. When your giving the right answer during class and your teacher responds "Good for you", which you and your classmates decipher "Congratulations, doofus, you finally got one right."
2. Feeling guilty as your bags go through the X-ray machine at the airport, knowing the most illegal thing you have done is jaywalking
3. Reading "Unable to free himself from under the boulder, a man cut his arm off with a pocketknife and walked 20 miles to saftey" and thinking, The closet I,ve come to that was when I clipped a hangnail from my thumb and walked 20 steps to the fridge.
4. The level of humiliation monkey in the middle can cause.
5. Realizing that strangers watched you trying to push a door open that reads PULL.
6. Teachers who gave pop quizzes
7. Students who study "in case of a pop quiz"
8. Waking up with your arm numb and you think this time its paralyzed
9. When the digital sign above a highway reads NORMAL TRAFFIC CONDITIONS as you sit it heavy traffic.
2006-07-14
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