1. When your giving the right answer during class and your teacher responds "Good for you", which you and your classmates decipher "Congratulations, doofus, you finally got one right."
2. Feeling guilty as your bags go through the X-ray machine at the airport, knowing the most illegal thing you have done is jaywalking
3. Reading "Unable to free himself from under the boulder, a man cut his arm off with a pocketknife and walked 20 miles to saftey" and thinking, The closet I,ve come to that was when I clipped a hangnail from my thumb and walked 20 steps to the fridge.
4. The level of humiliation monkey in the middle can cause.
5. Realizing that strangers watched you trying to push a door open that reads PULL.
6. Teachers who gave pop quizzes
7. Students who study "in case of a pop quiz"
8. Waking up with your arm numb and you think this time its paralyzed
9. When the digital sign above a highway reads NORMAL TRAFFIC CONDITIONS as you sit it heavy traffic.
2006-07-14 05:12:54 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Is this a question?
2006-07-14 05:16:19 · answer #1 · answered by Cols 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
THINGS THAT ANNOYS ME::::::::::::
People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?
People who are willing to get off their *** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Screw off. What good is a goddamn cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead?
When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No dicknose, I paid $9.00 to come to the theatre and stare at the frigging ceiling up there. What did you come here for?
When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know asshole, you frigging pulled me over.
When people say "Life is short." What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What? Are they going to do something that's longer?
When people ask "Can I BORROW a piece of paper?" Sure, but please don't return the favor! It's one god damn piece of paper!
When you are waiting for the bus and someone ask you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here asshole!
People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy?
2006-07-14 12:17:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1.) Having one week old milk, but its so tempting cause you have to have a bowl of cereal
2.) Planning to go outdoors because its sunny out, then when your ready to go, its raining
3.) Having weeks to do a project, and you finally get to it the night its due
4.) Saying hi to someone to be nice and not getting a response back (maybe they didnt hear, and if they did, it would sound stupid to say it again if they already ignored your first hi)
5.) Realizing you have a movie rental you forgot to return and you have no clue when it was due
2006-07-14 12:24:06 · answer #3 · answered by See ya later aligator 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes your are right, each other them annoy me
One that annoys me: "Can I borrow your pen?" But you never get it back
2006-07-14 13:18:07 · answer #4 · answered by sunflowerlizard 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats pretty good, you were right
2006-07-14 12:16:00 · answer #5 · answered by goodwitch 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah right.. ..u r funny...
2006-07-14 12:18:19 · answer #6 · answered by RAINGIRL 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋