> A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
Although
> his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until
one
> day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could
arrange
> a divorce for him - very quick."
>
> The lawyer said that the speed for getting a divorce would depend
on
> the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:
>
> LAWYER: "Have you any grounds?"
> POLE: "JA, JA, acre and half and nice little home."
>
> LAWYER: "No," I mean what is the foundation of this case?"
> POLE: "It made of concrete."
>
> LAWYER: "Does either of you have a real grudge?"
> POLE: "No, we have carport, and not need one."
>
> LAWYER: "I mean, What are your relations like?"
> POLE: "All my relations still in Poland."
>
> LAWYER: "Is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
> POLE: "Ja, we have hi-fidelity stereo set and good DVD player."
>
> LAWYER: "Does your wife beat you up?"
> POLE: "No, I always up before her."
>
> LAWYER: "Is your wife a ******?"
> POLE: "No, she white."
>
> LAWYER: "WHY do you want this divorce?"
> POLE: "She going to kill me."
>
> LAWYER: "What makes you think that?"
> POLE: "I got proof."
>
> LAWYER: "What kind of proof?"
> POLE: "She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and
put
> on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say, 'Polish Remover'."
>
2006-07-14
07:33:24
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