An attractive wife was having a discussion with her much older husband about everything at their house that needed to be repaired,but money was really tight.Her husband said he'd take care of everything by early Spring.Spring came and went.Nothing was fixed.Fed up,his wife called the electrician to fix the dishwasher and the roofer to fix the shingles. She bartered their pay and off they went. She walked to the kitchen and forgotten that she had called the plumber!She broke down in tears and told him she was all out of money and asked him what she owed him.The repairman said, I know money is tight right now, so you can either sleep with me or bake me a cake. Her husband comes home a little later on and checks out all the repairs.He asked his attractive wife what the repairs had cost.She told him she got a good deal and what the plumber had said.He laughs and shakes his head and says, so what kind of cake did you bake him?The wife replied, do I look like Betty freakin' Crocker to you?
2006-07-14 07:29:33 · 12 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yes Jerry I do! :-)
2006-07-14 07:37:54 · update #1
I ran out of characters broxolm, but that's right!
2006-07-14 07:57:59 · update #2
I heard that one before, but it sounded better when the husband refused to do the work at the beginning because he said he was no Bob Villa.
2006-07-14 07:46:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol too long joke... listen mine... once in exam it was asked.... asking for finding X from triangle... ABC
2006-07-14 14:45:25
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It's cool, somebody put that joke on here before though.
2006-07-14 15:01:42 · answer #3 · answered by mamacita 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a really good joke! u go girl!
2006-07-14 14:33:46 · answer #4 · answered by laney 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was good! Do you Bake?
2006-07-14 14:36:00 · answer #5 · answered by Jerry S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not even funny.... i heard this joke yesterday and it was nothing like this one.... i rate it a one(1)
2006-07-14 14:35:32 · answer #6 · answered by ijrg 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-07-14 14:34:00 · answer #7 · answered by worldstiti 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
made me want cake
2006-07-14 14:38:41 · answer #8 · answered by DesertGirlie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have no idea but think its kinda weird!
2006-07-14 14:33:22 · answer #9 · answered by chrislums29 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dude i luv that joke!! i`ve never seen it:-? so:)
2006-07-14 15:07:03 · answer #10 · answered by Shorty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋