Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?" Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with GI Joe's vs. the X-Men. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are. Switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room.
Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission: Impossible." Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.
In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "the fat man walks alone," and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them.
2006-07-13
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