Entertainment & Music - 13 July 2006

A man walked into a curio shop and began to
browse. He was attracted to a brass rat on a
shelf behind the counter. He asked the shopkeeper
for a price, and was told to make an offer.

Presently they agreed on a price, and the brass
rat changed hands. The shopkeeper warned the
customer as he took the money, 'This sale is
final. If you leave the shop with the brass rat,
I won't take it back under any circumstances.'

The customer agreed and left with the rat. As he
walked home, he noticed that a live rat came
scurrying out of an alley and began to follow
him. Soon there were more, all following him and
milling bout his feet. The man began to run, but
the rats kept up, and more joined the procession.
After a few minutes, thousands of rats were
chasing after the man. The man ran frantically
for the river, and threw the brass rat into the
water. The live rats followed the brass rat, and
soon all had drowned. The man returned to the
curio shop, and on seeing him enter, the
shopkeeper shouted, 'I told you, the sale was
final! You cannot return the brass rat!'

The customer replied, 'That's no problem. I just
wondered if you had a brass lawyer in stock.'

2006-07-13 19:07:48 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-07-13 19:07:39 · 3 answers · asked by cassie k 1 in Comics & Animation

it was a few years ago i think.. & it was about a girl.. & how she was dating this one guy.. & like they were describing him.. or something like that.. i forgot how it goes! but i was just thinking of it the other day! lol. its not like heavy metal.. i dont know if you think you know what im talking about then please tell me! thanks! :]

2006-07-13 19:07:24 · 10 answers · asked by Felicia 1 in Music

2006-07-13 19:05:18 · 9 answers · asked by ronnie82 2 in Television

2006-07-13 19:05:17 · 6 answers · asked by Tracy L 1 in Music

2006-07-13 19:05:02 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-13 19:04:22 · 28 answers · asked by aprilrayne 3 in Polls & Surveys

I Know the answer but do you?

2006-07-13 19:04:17 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Mine:

Holy Man

2006-07-13 19:03:21 · 18 answers · asked by Winter_Decay 3 in Movies

The one thing that you would turn around and go back for, if you forgot it. Me? My sunglasses.

2006-07-13 19:01:58 · 47 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The first mummy, it only shows her at the beginning
of the movie. What is her name in real life?
Good luck on this one guys!

2006-07-13 19:00:59 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

im making a star wars themed online text game. what planet or place should i have players start out on when they log in?

2006-07-13 19:00:57 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

who you know you can call for help. A person who will be understanding and helpful. Who? (names not necessary, but curious about relationship to you i.e. mom, friend)

2006-07-13 18:59:32 · 10 answers · asked by amymame 3 in Polls & Surveys

no details that I know of

2006-07-13 18:59:14 · 16 answers · asked by dragonlily 2 in Comics & Animation

I don't think he is on tour, what is he doing right now? Is he getting ready for tour? Or didn't he release an album recently? I know 50 cent is comming out with one. But what about Game????

btw: I'm talking about Compton Game that used to be in G-Unit.

2006-07-13 18:58:42 · 5 answers · asked by Rayman 2 in Music

itichi is my faverite charecter

2006-07-13 18:58:27 · 19 answers · asked by waz up 1 in Comics & Animation

I need help with a funny gift, so girl's please answer....
would u put 'bumper nuts' on ur truck if u have one?
would u think a 'redneck douche' is funny?
would u send poop to a friend as a gag gift, and how would u react upon recieving such a gift?
do girls like beer belts?
these products are on this website i found yesterday:
http://www.pappywishbone.com

2006-07-13 18:57:34 · 8 answers · asked by Francine S 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-07-13 18:56:48 · 8 answers · asked by tannerbug 1 in Music

I cant find a particular artist. Ive dled every artist people have suggested like elvis, frank sinatra, the bachlors, etc...

2006-07-13 18:56:46 · 9 answers · asked by gennuhfurr 2 in Music

i want to know weather Feb 24 2007 is an auspicious date for wedding or not for indian couple....any body can find out?

2006-07-13 18:56:28 · 2 answers · asked by Violet Calla 2 in Horoscopes

I have a tendency to be easy going and talkative when meeting someone new..are you..or are you stand off'ish?Just curious...thanks!

2006-07-13 18:56:15 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Or would you rather move to a better city or a foreign country?

2006-07-13 18:55:02 · 23 answers · asked by Anø1eus© 6 in Polls & Surveys

I have no clue where to post this so its going in other entertainment lol.

2006-07-13 18:53:04 · 14 answers · asked by !Triple_H_Fan! 1 in Other - Entertainment

I'm trying to write a depressing play and i need some good instrumentals preferabaly.. thanks. dont worry, im not suicidal...:;}

2006-07-13 18:52:06 · 16 answers · asked by guff1991 2 in Music

=]

2006-07-13 18:51:10 · 10 answers · asked by d;lfkgmhklf,gh 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Legend has it that there is a bar in New York where, in the ladies room, there is a very special mirror. If one stands in front of the mirror and tells the truth, one is granted a wish. However, if one tells a lie... Poof. They are instantly swallowed up by the mirror, never to be seen again.

Sooooo, a redhead of questionable looks walks into the ladies room, stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world." Poof. The mirror swallows her.

Next, a rather large brunette stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the sexiest woman alive." Poof. The mirror swallows her.

Then, an absolutely gorgeous blonde comes in and stands before the mirror and says, "I think..." Poof.

2006-07-13 18:50:53 · 21 answers · asked by iamigloo 6 in Jokes & Riddles

Saw 3, The Grudge 2, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Babel, The Fountain, The lady in the water, Indiana Jones or Rocky 6?

2006-07-13 18:50:45 · 13 answers · asked by myentertainment.net 2 in Movies

you ask questions then no points what the hell, i don't get it or it could be that i have not noticed any coming from getting answeres. or it just as well could be me being a dumb a.s.s

2006-07-13 18:50:20 · 6 answers · asked by TMF 2 in Other - Entertainment

wht did he say 4 him 2 do tht?

2006-07-13 18:49:29 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

local bands starting out in my area of MD/PA

2006-07-13 18:48:44 · 2 answers · asked by tamilynn 3 in Music