A man walked into a curio shop and began to
browse. He was attracted to a brass rat on a
shelf behind the counter. He asked the shopkeeper
for a price, and was told to make an offer.
Presently they agreed on a price, and the brass
rat changed hands. The shopkeeper warned the
customer as he took the money, 'This sale is
final. If you leave the shop with the brass rat,
I won't take it back under any circumstances.'
The customer agreed and left with the rat. As he
walked home, he noticed that a live rat came
scurrying out of an alley and began to follow
him. Soon there were more, all following him and
milling bout his feet. The man began to run, but
the rats kept up, and more joined the procession.
After a few minutes, thousands of rats were
chasing after the man. The man ran frantically
for the river, and threw the brass rat into the
water. The live rats followed the brass rat, and
soon all had drowned. The man returned to the
curio shop, and on seeing him enter, the
shopkeeper shouted, 'I told you, the sale was
final! You cannot return the brass rat!'
The customer replied, 'That's no problem. I just
wondered if you had a brass lawyer in stock.'
2006-07-13 19:07:48 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL - 10A
2006-07-14 17:26:16 · answer #1 · answered by Pd 6 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Funny, hahah
Check this one:
The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I’m a virgin and I don’t know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"
"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place ’the
prison’ and call my private thing ’the prisoner’. So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison.
And then they made love for the first time.
Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.
Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."
Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."
After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but
the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him
a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"
The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
born foal.
Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.
She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."
Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,
OKAY!
2006-07-14 03:26:33 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad but to long for this time of the morning.
2006-07-14 02:32:41 · answer #3 · answered by maddmudder 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, you should have said brass monkey, ahahahaha, i like lawyers, wait? good one, i get it, then he could throw the lawyers in the river? right? i'm lost i just love to laugh, thanks sweets!! 10/10
2006-07-14 16:19:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2006-07-14 02:38:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats your definition of a joke -.- ok ther
2006-07-14 02:12:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Wife" would've been funnier.
2006-07-14 02:11:42 · answer #7 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha... why didn't I think of it... hehe
2006-07-14 02:23:27 · answer #8 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-07-14 02:12:05 · answer #9 · answered by ♥*~me~*♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋