Legend has it that there is a bar in New York where, in the ladies room, there is a very special mirror. If one stands in front of the mirror and tells the truth, one is granted a wish. However, if one tells a lie... Poof. They are instantly swallowed up by the mirror, never to be seen again.
Sooooo, a redhead of questionable looks walks into the ladies room, stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world." Poof. The mirror swallows her.
Next, a rather large brunette stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the sexiest woman alive." Poof. The mirror swallows her.
Then, an absolutely gorgeous blonde comes in and stands before the mirror and says, "I think..." Poof.
2006-07-13 18:50:53 · 21 answers · asked by iamigloo 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahahah.lmao.lol
2006-07-13 18:52:05 · answer #1 · answered by LiTlE mIsSy 6 · 3⤊ 2⤋
lol i believe this has been told many times but it gets me everytime hehehehehe a blonde think that's like saying a woman wanted a husband who was sweet sleek charming and thoughtful, but you know she settled for a lawyer instead hehehehaha check ya later â¥
2006-07-14 02:13:51 · answer #2 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love a good blonde joke
2006-07-15 00:11:24 · answer #3 · answered by Sharp3003 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Needs some work.
2006-07-14 01:53:37 · answer #4 · answered by lizzardkingone 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao!
so an elephant say to a camel, 'why are your boobs on your back?' to this the camel replies, 'pretty funny question coming from someone with his penis on his face.'
2006-07-14 01:53:56 · answer #5 · answered by onlylove41 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great Joke as always.
Thanks !
2006-07-14 02:33:52 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one got anyother good jokes :P
2006-07-14 02:02:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good One !!
2006-07-14 01:52:17 · answer #8 · answered by hey all 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a goodie!!
2006-07-14 02:39:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good joke
2006-07-14 01:56:43 · answer #10 · answered by the x men 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"there it is" poof " there it is" lolz ^ 2thumbs up^^
harr harr harr
2006-07-14 01:53:44 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋