things to do while shopping! fun!!?

Question

Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?" Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with GI Joe's vs. the X-Men. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are. Switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room.
Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission: Impossible." Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.
In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "the fat man walks alone," and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them.

When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"
Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.
Take all the items off a shelf in automotives, put them in a cart, and swap them with all the items from the chemicals department.
Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax.
If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
Open a large package of toilet tissue, and take a roll into the bathroom with you.
Wear the uniform of the store's biggest competitor, and ask to have access to the accounting room.
Try to return items from other stores, especially items that have the other stores logo on them, saying you KNOW you bought it at THIS store.
Fill your shopping cart, and try to return all the items you collected throughout the store.

Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don't realize it.
Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him "I need some tampons!!".
Try on bras over top of your clothes.
Change the price on a sign, then try to buy the item, claiming "Well, the sign said it was $x.xx!"
Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms.
While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible "I smell sex and candy"
Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.
Say your car has broken down, and ask to borrow some tools from hardware to work on it.

Put on Rollerblades, and challenge everyone you see to race you through the isles.
Push shopping carts to the far corners of the parking lot.
Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10."
Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
After the check-out girl rings your entire cart up, dig through your pocket and realize you only have enough for a pack of gum. Could she please take the rest off?
Redress the mannequins as you see fit.
Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.
Put M&M's on layaway.
Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath
Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.

Answer 1

hahaha. lol. if u're really going to do all this, call me and tell me when. cuz I wanna be there and laugh my head off watching u. these r really great. especially the putting of boxes of condoms into other ppl's carts. that's really wacko!

Answer 2

Classic! I like the GI Joe vs the X-men the best, oh and the gift wrap duel,so good! Thank you for making me laugh :)

Answer 3

lol you should of added to it..that you will probably get kicked out......if your caught


i dunnno if you said thi but here an idea


grabs some box of trojans.....and put them in people carts when there not looking....prefer....the old women lol

Answer 4

You can make an ebook of these ideas and sell it on ebay....name it ..things to keep kids busy while mummy is shopping. the title will bully parents to buying it and kids will have loads of fun doing it.......

Answer 5

ok, if ur chum is ambitious, dare her to dothe dumbest stuff like refer to random human beings approximately dumb subjects, if u don't be conscious of them be as dumb as u can, yet don't be rude, or sing out loud, cuz yolo

Answer 6

i liked this one

When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

Answer 7

You've got way to much time on your hands. :)

Answer 8

You are the man (or woman)!

Answer 9

Thanks for all ur ideas..........i guess i can only swtich sign boards of Men and women.

Cheers!!!!

Answer 10

hHAHAHA THAYT IS FUNNY WERE DID YOU COME UP WITH THIS