> Be ye Republican or Democrat:
>
> THE CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT IN 2008
>
>
> Here we are already discussing the future President of the
United
> States in the Year 2008.
>
> For those of you who would like a choice for President, we
have
> a solution: It is probably time we have a woman as President. One
choice
> is a very special lady who has all the answers to our problems.
>
> PLEASE give it a thought when you have a moment...
>
>
> MAXINE FOR PRESIDENT!
>
>
>
> Very eloquently put...........don't you think?
>
> Maxine on "Driver Safety" "I can't use the cell phone in the
car.
> I have to keep my hands free for making gestures.".......
>
> Maxine on "Housework" "I do my housework in the nude. It
gives me
> an incentive to clean the mirrors as quickly as possible."
2006-07-13 21:59:23 · 4 answers · asked by The Shadow Wolf 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Maxine on "Lawn Care" "The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower. I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless."
Maxine on "The Perfect Man" "All I'm looking for is a guy
who'll do what I want, when I want, for as long as I want, and then go away.
Or wait nearby, like a Dust Buster, charged up and ready when needed."
Maxine on "Technology Revolution" "My idea of rebooting is
kicking somebody in the butt twice."
Maxine on "Aging" "Take every birthday with a grain of salt.
This
> works much better if the salt accompanies a Margarita."
"I'm telling you ... she's the perfect candidate."
"The only two things we do with greater frequency in middle
age are urinate and attend funerals ."
"The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the
same size bucket."
"To err is human; to forgive, highly unlikely."
"Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have millions of
old ladies running around with tattoos and pierced navels? (Now that's
> scary!
2006-07-13 22:02:09 · update #1
I vote for old ladies running around with tattoos and pierced navels.
2006-07-14 18:08:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Beautiful question, now all you need is an answer. I'll help you find someone who is good at answering questions that have not been asked yet, just tell me when!
2006-07-13 22:06:45 · answer #2 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll vote for you Maxine!!!!! You rock!
2006-07-13 22:05:55 · answer #3 · answered by Carrie C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
can she run for multipe presidencies in other countries too?
2006-07-13 23:19:34 · answer #4 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋