OK, there's 3 guys with their wives, and they all get together for dinner one night. The men and women are on opposite sides of the table.
The first guy says to his wife, "Pass the honey, Honey". She giggles and smiles at him, and passes him the honey.
The second guy wanted to say something similar to what his friend said, so he looks to his wife and says, "Pass the sugar, Sugar." She smiles at him in a sexy way, and passes him the sugar.
The third guy isn't quite as bright as the other two, and he's wracking his mind for something to say to his wife, so that he isn't the odd guy out. Both of his buddies impressed their wives with their cute jokes, and after thinking for a few seconds, he comes up with the perfect thing to say. He looks over to his wife ...
"Pass the ham, Pig".
2006-07-11
08:51:15
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