OK, there's 3 guys with their wives, and they all get together for dinner one night. The men and women are on opposite sides of the table.
The first guy says to his wife, "Pass the honey, Honey". She giggles and smiles at him, and passes him the honey.
The second guy wanted to say something similar to what his friend said, so he looks to his wife and says, "Pass the sugar, Sugar." She smiles at him in a sexy way, and passes him the sugar.
The third guy isn't quite as bright as the other two, and he's wracking his mind for something to say to his wife, so that he isn't the odd guy out. Both of his buddies impressed their wives with their cute jokes, and after thinking for a few seconds, he comes up with the perfect thing to say. He looks over to his wife ...
"Pass the ham, Pig".
2006-07-11 08:51:15 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
(alternate ending) ... He looks over at his wife and says, "Pass the tea, Bag."
2006-07-11 09:05:47 · answer #1 · answered by justwonderin' 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
That one cuaght me in the right mood and sorry ofit affects my spellienk !!1 Good stuff ! HAHAHAHA ...yeah LOVL...
2006-07-11 15:59:20 · answer #2 · answered by Featherman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a few friends that don't have a sensor on there mouths as well...
2006-07-11 16:08:13 · answer #3 · answered by Tequila Gypsy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Down right hilarious!!!
2006-07-11 16:00:37 · answer #4 · answered by clowddancer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dated someone like that once.
2006-07-11 15:54:54 · answer #5 · answered by Write Brain 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha.... hilarious!
2006-07-11 15:55:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea that was my buddy last weekend
2006-07-11 15:58:10 · answer #7 · answered by eric k 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-07-11 17:12:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
dying words lol
2006-07-11 15:56:28 · answer #9 · answered by heidielizabeth69 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋