Entertainment & Music - 5 July 2006

A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But it was payday, so instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire pay check.

When he finally appeared at home on Sunday night, he was confronted by his angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions. Finally his wife stopped the nagging and said to him, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?"
He replied, "That would be fine with me."

Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results. But on Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.

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Well? Did yah chuckle? How many times? 1-5
Best comment scores big points....big points!!
SmileyCat : )

2006-07-05 14:48:23 · 10 answers · asked by SmileyCat : ) 4 in Jokes & Riddles

or download

2006-07-05 14:48:10 · 14 answers · asked by Mr. Ark 1 in Music

2006-07-05 14:48:07 · 4 answers · asked by Melissa P 3 in Television

Any celebrities?

2006-07-05 14:47:47 · 11 answers · asked by His 5 in Horoscopes

2006-07-05 14:47:45 · 3 answers · asked by enginey91 2 in Music

In da summer, Ima go to New York to a bigga hotel. I go go to eat soma breakfast. I tella da waitress I wanna two piss toast. she branga me only onea piss. I tella her I wanna 2 piss. she say go to the toliet. i say you no understand. i wanna 2 piss on my plate. she say you better no piss on the plate you sonnamabit*h. I dont even knw the lady and she calla me a sonnamabit*h.So I go back to my room and theres no sheet on my bed. I calla the manager and tell him i wanna sheet. He tells me to go to the toliet. I say you no understand i wanna sheet on the bed. He say you betternot sheet on the bed you sonnamabit*h. I dont even knw the man and he calla me a sonnamabit*h. I go to check out and the man at the desk say peace to you. what I gonna tell him know?

2006-07-05 14:47:23 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-07-05 14:47:22 · 21 answers · asked by Moma 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-05 14:46:35 · 8 answers · asked by Iloveitwhenyoucallmebigpoppa 2 in Celebrities

My rap album http://www.listentocharlie.com

2006-07-05 14:45:50 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-07-05 14:45:50 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

i guess it means that you dont like that person, but if you did like them, then what would you do to them with a ten foot pole?

2006-07-05 14:45:49 · 15 answers · asked by Mr. Ark 1 in Jokes & Riddles

how do I become a fetish slave?who do I contact or what sites do I visit?I

2006-07-05 14:44:57 · 11 answers · asked by snuffylover4 2 in Other - Entertainment

I already have a myspace page but want a buzz in my city. I'm a commercial rapper trying to establish a buzz.

2006-07-05 14:44:26 · 4 answers · asked by pnizzle 1 in Music

2006-07-05 14:44:12 · 32 answers · asked by boss hog 1 in Celebrities

I've heard that calorado springs is a good start

2006-07-05 14:44:00 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-07-05 14:43:49 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-07-05 14:43:32 · 31 answers · asked by achristian520 2 in Celebrities

Do people ever feel like "peeping Toms" or embarrassed by watching other folks get their groove on?

2006-07-05 14:43:18 · 17 answers · asked by oneladyice1 3 in Movies

2006-07-05 14:43:04 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

what is the latest news in the celebrity world in japan, and where can I find a site that will maybe show me a few magazines or any information on kitagawa keiko and her recent whereabouts???

2006-07-05 14:42:51 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-07-05 14:42:20 · 20 answers · asked by stephie541 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-05 14:42:09 · 10 answers · asked by khan_wonder8 1 in Music

I would like to see "Tamago/The Quiet One" by Danyael Sugawara, a short film that premiered at some film festivals in 2004. It has sparked my curiosity but all I can find of it is IMDB and various summary information--many in nothing but Dutch (a language I am not acquainted with, unfortunately).

Is it possible to buy (or even download if worst comes to worst) this short film?

2006-07-05 14:41:52 · 4 answers · asked by Belie 7 in Movies

Just wanting to vote while I still have time.

2006-07-05 14:41:42 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

...is it a good movie? Is Al the next Paul Newman?

2006-07-05 14:41:13 · 3 answers · asked by KatzPlace 6 in Movies

JOC LYRICS

Goin' Down


[Lil Boi]
This a nitty beat (boing)

[Nitty]
Here we go again
Ghettoville U.S.A. (uh Oh)
You know I got by the name nitty right (uh huh)
I gotta introduce you to another ************ out my squad right (who dis ***** mane)
Dis ***** go by the name of jock (jock?)
He resides in collegepark (collegepark cp)
But for right now what we gotta do for y'all (what we gonna do)
We gotta give y'all a hit (huh)

[Verse 1]
****** in my face
Damn near er' day
Askin a million questions like
Jock where ya stay
Tell 'em collegepark
Where they chop cars
Eat 20 grand spend a grand at the bar
Jest bought a zone jays on my feet
I'm on that patron so get like me
69 cutlass wit the bucket seat
Beat in my trunk bought it just for the freaks
Catch me in the hood posted at the sto
Pistol in my lap on the phone countin dough
If a girl choose let her do her thang
Just like her momma nice *** nice brain
Er'body love me I'm so fly
****** throw the duces

2006-07-05 14:40:50 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-07-05 14:40:43 · 3 answers · asked by khan_wonder8 1 in Music

I am a huge fan of lost but i don't know when it starts again so i'm anxious.

2006-07-05 14:40:09 · 5 answers · asked by blondeeboi 2 in Television

2006-07-05 14:39:50 · 20 answers · asked by Malcolm uses Xbox 360 Avatar 7 in Polls & Surveys

monkey, bannana, grass, MOO, computer, flew through town

2006-07-05 14:39:48 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment